Sometimes when I'm bored I write random dialogue, so imma dump some here that I've done:
in a mario race, Vinny and Vlinny are competing for first place
Vlinny, riding a motorcycle: ha! Wow! Im surprised you've lasted this long, Vine, you're usually way back in 11th by now!
Vinny, driving a kart: oh, Fuck off! I'm not letting you win another race!
Vlinny: oh, and how are you going to do that?
though Vinny had been keeping up surprisingly well, Vlinny was still consistently in 1st
the back and forth banter between the two continues, when Vlinny suddenly notices a blue shell
Vlinny: oh shi- Vlinny slams on his brakes and starts quickly reversing to put Vinny in 1st
Vinny: Wait, what are you-? Vinny notices the blue shell as well OH, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T! Vinny begins to reverse, too
Vlinny: no, no, after you!
Vinny: YEAH RIGHT!
they are both now reversing
(Note: this one is unfinished, but kinda still works alone)
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vlinny and schnoz are hanging out in vlinny's frozen apartment. Schnoz is watching a baseball game on vlinny's tv, meanwhile vlinny is on his laptop, scrolling distractedlya commercial break comes on, and vlinny looks up from his laptop
Vlinny: hey, schnoz?
Schnoz, looking over at his older brother lazily: yeah?
(Note: this one is unfinished as well)
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Vlinny: vine, vine, vine... didn't you already know? In this game called life, it's yeet or be yeeted
Vinny: I... uh... what?
Vlinny, grabbing Vinny by the arm and throwing him across the room: YEET
Vinny: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Guard: Hey! We don't allow pets in here!
Vlinny, holding wisp dog (from Miitopia end credits): but sir, this is my service dog
Guard: service dog? For what?
Vlinny: ... emotional support
Guard: I... I don't think that counts...
Vlinny, eye twitching: you don't wanna see how emotional and destructive I can get without something to keep me calm
Guard: was that a threat, Curse?
Vlinny: no
Vlinny: it was a well intentioned warning
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Person, walking over: huh, that's a pretty cool looking statue
Vlinny, who was unaware that complete stillness, white clothing, hair, and skin had given him the appearance of a statue: ?? What statue?
Person, thoroughly shocked: AAA!
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(These are stupid, adffvswfv XD. Ill post more of these later, maybe even finish some of those unfinished ones)
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FanficUPDATE: I'm actually trying to do something fully in this now! There's still some random shit in between, but I'm trying to write a post-tomo thing for Vlinny! It was originally called "Wing It" but I've changed it to "Feathers of Frost"! It's also...
