twelve; private messages

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NOW CHATTING WITH 'JOSEPHINE'

so... I have news

and you can blame claire
for talking me into it, in case
you have a heart attack

josephine
you're pregnant??

NO

HOW WOULD CLAIRE TALK
ME INTO THAT, YOU IDIOT?

josephine
I'm brainstorming over
here

hmmm

you opened up a casino??

good guess, but also no

though that is on my
bucket list!

josephine
then I'm all out of ideas...

I'm not very good at
brainstorming

I hope you're not sick of
my face yet, jomo, because
you're gonna be seing it a
lot more often now 

josephine
...

...

...

I still don't know what
that means

I'm coming back to the fiery
pits of hell known as the TVD
universe, you i d i o t

I thought I was being pretty
obvious 

josephine
you're lying

this is a prank, isn't it? if it
is, it isn't a very funny one,
ella :c

I'm being serious. dead
serious. 

julie called me yesterday 
after dinner and then claire 
talked me out of having a 
nervous breakdown 😎

josephine
I'm in SHOCK right now

I seriously cannot comprehend
this. I'm SO FUCKING HAPPY,
YOU HAVE NO IDEA!! 

and I promise, I'm not 
leaving this time. cross
my heart, hope to die. I'm
with you guys until julie
decides to kill us off

josephine
I'm so glad, ella. I don't
even know what to say,
but it'll probably hit me
sooner or later and I'll
have that heart attack 
you were talking about

don't die on me, jomo,
I need you alive!! who else
am I gonna bully denial
gillifred with?

josephine
okay good point

I'll try and postpone
the heart attack then,
just for you

ok good

well I guess it's time to
tell the others now.
would you like to do the
honors or shall I?   

josephine
I'll follow your lead, love

saucy - I like your style.
let's make this interesting
🤡

josephine
okay now I'm scared
again

valid statement.

last one to the gc has to
pay for the opening of
the casino!!

josephine
YOU'RE ON

and, ella?

yeah?

josephine
I really am glad that
you're back

so am I, jomo. so am I

...also, I won
[read 12:43pm]

HEY, I KNOW YOU READ
THAT
[read 12:44pm]

GET BACK HERE YOU SON
OF A BITCH
[read 12:45pm]

a/n;
I'm soft for them

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