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*On the Sixth day of Christmas my weird ass family gave to me Six Sans puns*

Kishi: I would love to have a Santa baby

Tofu: Levi is one

Kishi: But is he my child no 

Tofu: Good point

Pip: He is even taller then you

Kishi: Haha so funny 

Erik: Why do you even want children

Kishi: I want to twin boys and that's just a maybe

Erik: My child would die if I was the father

Kishi: Same though but my worse cause I gave birth to the child

Kaede: I Already have ideas for the child name and every thing

Tofu: We know

Kishi: Who would be the father of my dead children

Kaede: Erik

Both of Them: NOOO

 Pip: Nate

Kishi: Yes

Nate: No

Kishi: Rude

Nate: I'm 29

Kishi: And

Nate: I'm way older then you

Kishi: And

Nate: Dear god child

Kishi: And

Nate: Just shut up

Erik: That's Kishi for you

Kishi: I still don't see why not

Nate: One my age two i'm not interested and three your to young to have children

Kishi: I see how it is

Pip: this has nothing to do with Christmas

Tofu: Well it is Kishi soooo it makes sense

Kaede: I thought you didn't want children

Kishi: That's true but if its with Nate then I'm all okay with it

Nate: Why am I not surprised