*On the Sixth day of Christmas my weird ass family gave to me Six Sans puns*
Kishi: I would love to have a Santa baby
Tofu: Levi is one
Kishi: But is he my child no
Tofu: Good point
Pip: He is even taller then you
Kishi: Haha so funny
Erik: Why do you even want children
Kishi: I want to twin boys and that's just a maybe
Erik: My child would die if I was the father
Kishi: Same though but my worse cause I gave birth to the child
Kaede: I Already have ideas for the child name and every thing
Tofu: We know
Kishi: Who would be the father of my dead children
Kaede: Erik
Both of Them: NOOO
Pip: Nate
Kishi: Yes
Nate: No
Kishi: Rude
Nate: I'm 29
Kishi: And
Nate: I'm way older then you
Kishi: And
Nate: Dear god child
Kishi: And
Nate: Just shut up
Erik: That's Kishi for you
Kishi: I still don't see why not
Nate: One my age two i'm not interested and three your to young to have children
Kishi: I see how it is
Pip: this has nothing to do with Christmas
Tofu: Well it is Kishi soooo it makes sense
Kaede: I thought you didn't want children
Kishi: That's true but if its with Nate then I'm all okay with it
Nate: Why am I not surprised
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