Being Friends With the Junkers Would Include:

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Binge-eating

Lots of binge-eating

So much binge-eating and absolutely no shame because, face it, everyone here likes food

Sleepovers!

Blanket and pillow forts!

Pillow fights! 

Mainly between just you and Junkrat

Roadhog lowkey worries about accidentally hitting one of you too hard so he rarely joins in

Roadhog is the Pillow Supplier Supreme though

Oddly enough, Disney moviesJunkrat loves them (luckily for you) and the enthusiasm (though much milder) rubbed off on Roadhog eventually because of this

Disney sing-alongs

Roadhog rarely joins in with these either, although you and Junkrat get so into it that at one point or another ya'll are literally climbing the poor giant

Like guys stop yelling lyrics in his face what did he do to deserve it (Don't worry though; he finds it amusing)

Ya'll just fall asleep in one big pile eventually

Bomb-making lessons, courtesy of Junkrat (He just wants to show off, tbh)

Potential hooking lessons if you beg hard enough for Roadhog to teach you (bribing him with various pig-themed items included)

Junker Protection Squad!

Either of them will happily carry you around; you just have to ask

Sometimes with Jamie you don't even have to ask, he'll just pick you up and carry you around at random points in time

He likes a small friend

Nicknames from both of them

Both would come for you in a heartbeat if you ever found yourself in trouble

Junkrat teases you quite often

If he ever oversteps he literally feels the w o r s t

Apologies and stolen gifts galore until you forgive him

He's careful not to do it again

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