What Happens In Mah Everyday Life 🧸

12/07/18

Today was okay I guess......

I got dared to kiss my bf on the lips. I didn't do it. I was too scared. Now I'm disappointed in myself.

He found out what the dare was tho...and you can imagine my reaction. But if u have no imagination (like moi) here's a VERY accurate representation.

"AHHHHHH GRANDMA U TOLD HIM?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO????!? ALL WE HAVE IS LUNCH THEN I HAVE TO FACE HIM!!!!!!HELP ME STOP LAUGHING!!!! YOU ARE SUCH A JERK YULISA!!!! OI GET UR ASS BACK HERE AND FACE ME LIKE A WOMAN!!!!"

(I call my friend Ariel Grandma btw)

So we walked out of the cafeteria and my friends were being slow so I had to wait on them. Then my mother was being slow and guess who was behind her. Wade fucking Darnell. My god damned boyfriend. So I freaked out and tried to run but my other friends all held me back. (I hate them sometimes -.-)

So here's how the convo went:

Wade: Sup
Me: hi *in the smallest voice possible*
Wade: Soooo...the dare 😏
Me: *blushes for the very first time*
Yulisa: Bro she's blushing.
Mom: That's never happened before.
Grandma: AWWWWWWWW SOMEONE GET A VIDEO!!!!

Me: *glares* *blushing bad•\\\•*
Wade: Ur so cute.
Me: *drops to the fucking ground*
Yulisa: *picks me up*
Mom: Alyssa get over to your bf and hug him god damnit! He's about to leave!
Me: *hugs*
Wade: *hugs back and smiles*
Wade: See u next hour 😉
Me: *walks off*
(I fall mah friend Sydney mom too)

So then the time came for the dare. At the end of class when the bell rang he walked over to me while everyone was leaving. Only me, Wade, grandma, and mom were left and he had his hands on my shoulders and he leaned in slowly...

And the bitch kissed my damn cheek. After that my whole day was wrecked. And rn I'm texting him on Instagram.

He asked what I wanted for Christmas and this is how it ended up.

I LOVE THIS MAN SO MUCH LIKE WTF!!!!!
HE MAKES MY HESRT GO:
💓💗💓💗💓💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💗💓💗💓💓💞💞💓💞💓💓💞💗💗💓💞💗

OML ASDJDHFBSKKFHKSKFH HE IS MY GOD DAMN EVERYTHING!!!!!!

LOVE YOU BBY SO SO SO MUCH AHDLSGSKSHS💓❤️💜💓💗💞