Chapter 1

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It was nighttime in the land of Equestria, and in a room in the oil derrick in the middle of the ocean, a unicorn pony named Acrylic Paint was recording a message for another unicorn named Fancy Pants as he said "This is Agent Acrylic Paint. I have a flash transmission for Agent Fancy Pants. Fancy Pants, my cover's been compromised. Everything's gone pear-shaped." He then moved the recorder towards a porthole as flames rose from a distance, and he said "This is bigger than anything we've seen. And no pony even knows it exists. Fancy Pants, I need backup. But, don't call the cavalry. It could blow the operation. And be careful. It's not safe our here!" Just then, he heard angry voices, and he ran off as he said "Transmitting my grids now. Good luck!" Later that night in the middle of the ocean, a pegasai pony named Crafty Crate was sailing a crab boat as he said "Alright buddy, we're here. Right where you paid me to bring you. Question is, why?" Fancy Pants poked his head out the carriage window, and said "I'm looking for a pony."

"A pony?" Crafty Crate asked. "Hey, pal, you can't get further away from land than out here." "Exactly where I want to be." Fancy Pants said. "Well, I got news for you buddy." Crafty Crate said. "There's nopony our here but us." Suddenly, they heard the sound of a hord, and Fancy Pants quickly backed up into the shadows, and stayed out of sight as a combat ship arrived. Then, a pony sailor spoke into the microphone as he said "What are you doing here?" "What does it look like, genius?" Crafty Crate asked as he spoke into his microphone. "I'm crabbing!" "Well, turn around, and go back where you came from!" The pony sailor said. "Yeah?" Crafty Crate asked. "And who's gonna make me?!" The pony sailor pointed a laser at Crafty Crate's boat as he said "Alright, alright! Don't get your tail in a twist!" As he turned to leave, he said "What a jerk! Sorry, buddy. Looks like it's the end of the line. Buddy?" Little did he know, Fancy Pants had already left, and was using the grappling hooks in his carriage to hang on while the magnetic exoskeleton on the wheels held the carriage in place as it started to go up on the combat ship.

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