Ok so I just remembered something from fifth grade, my friend L and my friend, let's call him N.
So we were at recess, being the playground GODS-
So we were chilling them N gets up and starts dancing
N: Love yourself!
L: Yeah!
N: Respect yourself!
L: Whoo!
N: *Dead panned* Go kill yourself.
L: Oh dear.
I just remembered that and I can't stop laughing I just shed a tear. XD

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