Alice and Her Awkward Moments

Chapter 6: Hair Dryers and Misunderstandings

I went camping with my family and my grandma joined us for her 71st birthday. Yay, my grandma is old! *thumbs up* I love the idea of getting old, and past events from a long time ago (don't ask me why, I will go on for days about it.) Allow me to get back on topic, I was gross from coming back to the campground from tennis practice. And my Grandma thought it would be great, if I went to the bathroom and took a shower, because they had showers. I don't take baths / showers in the sink. So I packed a bag for my shower, and my grandma and I walked to the bathroom. Without telling my mom, but my sister, because mother dearest was socializing with other campers.

I took a shower.....

Now, fully dressed and ready for action, I had wet hair. My mother walked in and took a shower after me. So my Grandma offered to blow dry my hair. She did so, and when we were walking back with my mother. Grandma said "Alice, I gave you a nice blow job," in a sweet proud of herself voice.

And the weird awkward part of me said back, "Thank you grandma for the great blow job." I some how said this in a perverted slow voice, just to add a sizzling effect.

I got a lot of awkward glances from my mother and grandma. Eventually, between the awkward silence grandma stated that she didn't mean it like that.

Authors notes: This was very awkward and some-what funny... so yeah.