I Can't Sleep, So I Think

FANNY PACK

I dont think ive ever had a bed time thought this random and out of context to everything id been thinking of prior to it, but anyway. I went to Dicks Sporting Goods earlier today, and i saw a fanny pack kind of thing but its really small and only big enough for a cell phone, some cash and cards and small things like that. I didn't think much of it then, but just now im like: thats fucking awesome i need that.

Now to give you some context as to why i feel this way. At Six Flags (at least the one Over Georgia), the people wont let you get you get in line for the rides like Scorcher, Goliath, and Cyclone if you have any kind of bag on you. As of like, a year and a half ago, you could wear a fanny pack and they wouldn't care, but this last time, they decided to bitch about it. I went in August with a friend, and they'd just finished construction on remaking the Georgia Cyclone (now the Twisted Cyclone. Totally recommend tho, if you live near. Its incredible) i was wearing my fanny pack of course, bc i was wearing track shorts with no pockets for my phone or anything. So they made me and my friend leave the line and get a locker (I dont like spending extra money at these places. My parents taught me how to be cheap- dont judge).

ON A SEPARATE OCCASION, about 2 years before the above incident, I would wear a small side purse to six flags (about the size of my hands) - ya know, wear it across my chest like a normal purse. When i tried to get on Goliath, the lady threw me a bone and just said to put it on under my shirt, which was absolutely fine. So later in the day, I tried to get on The Scorcher, but oh no that lady was not gonna have it. She refused to let me in line. Just like how the fuck am I supposed to rent a locker if i dont have money (i was probably 13 or 14 years old). When you have a season pass and dont buy food in the park, you do not bring extra money dumbass.

Hey hey, that little rant aside, this small fanny pack i found at Dicks - i can wear it around my waist and throw my shirt over it. The people would never know!!! It doesn't stick out like a regular fanny pack, its perfect.

Ok tonight's interesting thoughts done.