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The Beginning and the End

READ FIRST: This story was written and collaborated on by two people. We have worked hard together to give you this work of literature, and we hope you enjoy.

Italics is Juliet
Bold is Kathleen

Waluigi was walking through the forest alone one night when he felt a strange presence in the surrounding bushes. His heart began to race. He looks around scanning hoping he can figure out what presence is unsettling him so much. Then he sees the end of s pistol peeking out from a small bush. The gun fires......it misses. From the canon of the gun fired a small rolled up piece of paper. Waluigi opens it up with caution. On the inside of note written in clean neat cursive handwriting it simply says, "ƈơɱɛ ɬơ ɬɧɛ ɠąཞɖɛŋ ῳɧɛཞɛ ɱơɬɧɛཞ ıʂ ცųཞıɛɖ" Waluigi looks around to see if anyone is near, no one. In solitude, he starts to cry. He knows then what he must do. Waluigi wipes his tears from his face. He puts the note under his bright purple hat and sets out on foot out of the forest to the cemetery where his mother is buried. He had no idea what to do once he got there he just assumed something would happen, so upon arriving he awkwardly sat on a random tomb stone and waited. As Waluigi sits upon a tomb of his mother, dark gloomy clouds blanket the sky and a drizzle of rain starts to fall down from them. He was sitting there for about 10 minutes already, forgetting why he was there in the first place when he hears a set of footsteps come up from behind him. As Waluigi turns to look at who is approaching him, a deep gravely voice speaks. "ᕼEᒪᒪO ᗷᖇOTᕼEᖇ" He's confused even more then he was before, looking completely dumbfounded as he has no siblings and no clue as to what he's doing in the cemetery at all, it has not been revealed to him by his doctors that he has a memory loss issue. "Who are you?" He says pulling at the end of his mustache. While twisting his mustache in confusion, his self proclaimed brother looks at him in confusion and in sadness. "Do you really not remember me, brother?" Waluigi gets stands up with ease and looks down at the newcomer. "No. I do not. However, I am no bafoon. It seems you knew where my mother was buried. I will listen if you have anything to tell, " Waluigi speaks with such certainty. The stranger considers the offer, and speaks again with the same deep gravely voice that resonates deep within Waluigi. "I've known you my whole life. You however only knew me in a life before. I'm sorry it had to turn out this way, brother. We had something unimaginable to you anymore. Something we may never get back. However, I may and will try." The big bellied newcomer steps foreword. It was in fact Wario even in the rain his chin shines and is a prominent as ever. He approaches Waluigi  and sticks out his hand in it he holds a picture of him and Waluigi arms around each other looking at the camera smiles spread across both of their faces. "I know it's been rough since you were replaced by a plant for smash....but remember the good times we've shared." Waluigi awkwardly takes the picture he stares at it literally not paying attention to fucking anything. "Listen" Wario says. "I know it's been a while. And I know ever since.... the incident  you've disconnected with everybody, but you've hurt me the most. Through all the times we shared, I miss you." Wario reaches out and puts a single gloved hand on Waluigis shoulder. "I know we can fix this. We can get you help. You need to talk to me, a therapist, anybody, somebody about what happened in the accident with mom and you. Bottling it up isn't going to help. I want my brother back. And the world wants Waluigi back, and in Smash." Wario looks and smiles that big glorious smile. Waluigi still doesn't know what he's really talking about and gives up trying as he awkwardly smiles and nods his head. Ever since being yeeted from smash he has had no idea how to recover, turning to alcohol solitude forgetting everything and everyone one that made him who he was, Wario hoped he could help. Waluigi tried to match the kindness and ease of Warios smile, "thank you brother maybe I can finally remember what happened." As the sun rises, the two brothers walk down a sidewalk to a better future. A future with Waluigi in Smash. ɬɧɛ ɛŋɖ