YOU ARE READING the office quotes Humor the best of the best quotes from The Office US version #dundermifflin #dwightschrute #jimhalpert #kevinmalone #michaelscott #pambeesly #quotes #ryanhoward #scraton #stanleyhudson #theoffice #tvshow michael scott 477 19 1 by cherryvanillachoke by cherryvanillachoke Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story "If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."