'Oops!' He exclaims immediately before being launched towards the course, metal floor. He shakes himself off like a five year old, before clumsily staggering towards nowhere in particular.
"You naughty girl," he half laughs before falling to the ground once again, "You need to stop doing that." He finnishes, then lies on the ground and just... Lies.
Is this man flirting with a TARDIS? He needs a friend. I quickly switch off all of my Manual Controls and program myself to take him to the nearest present year, and then I select Earth and pull the control Lever to anywhere. As usual he doesn't notice, in all of my life I am sure that this man doesn't even know that I am alive and can think and control myself. If it wasn't for me He wouldn't have had a single companion.
It's a weird thing when this man has company, he tends to enjoy being alone, but not enough. It's like he needs someone there for back up. He has so many flustered moments when he's alone. Don't get me wrong, the people he chooses are extremely rude to me! 'Its bigger on the inside!' They gasp. No, wow this is an amazing box, I think it's the most spectacular thing I've ever seen. It's just 'bigger on the inside.'
He jumps up so quickly, I would've jumped at him jumping, if I could. He grabs a lever and jams it down, this does nothing at all. However, he doesn't know it and sure enough, we land.
I can feel the sun beating down at my roof and wonder whether we are in Hawaii, fingers crossed!
He pulls open the door, an leaps outside, then sighs with what can only be described as utter disappointment. 'Here again,' he almost whispers, I look at my map systems and see we are in London. As usual my weird little man quickly perks up, runs inside and straight through to the wardrobe and comes out a few seconds later wearing a very small top and very short shorts. Then, running into another small room, one that I easily forgot existed, and picked out a deck chair before running back outside and slamming the doors shut.
