23 - coffee

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Remington: wanna bring me something to eat????
Olive: come get yourself? I'm trying to make coffee and I hate your coffee maker
Remington: don't hate the coffee maker. What did it do to you?
Olive: it didn't make me coffee
Remington: I can see how your hate might be justified
Olive: Seriously what is wrong with this stupid thing????
Remington: it's old and useless and I don't care enough to replace because I don't spend enough time here
Olive: we need to go get coffee
Remington: I thought there was a new bag in the freezer?
Olive: I may or may not have broke the coffee maker
Remington: so now I actually have to replace it?
Olive: would you believe it was an accident?
Remington: no
Olive: Yeah I didn't think so
Olive: sorry
Remington: eh what are you gonna do? I needed to replace it anyway
Remington: I need to find pants and then we can go
Olive: thank you
Olive: we can get donuts or something while we're out if you want
Remington: trying to appease the gods?
Olive: why do I talk to you???
Olive: better question why am I dating you???
Remington: because you loooooooooooooooooooooooove me
Olive: right that
Remington: have you seen my yellow pants
Olive: I think they're sitting in the washer
Remington: noooooooooooooo
Olive: sorry
Remington: Fine I'll wear my red ones
Olive: Great. Bring my purse when you come?
Remington: where is it?
Olive: under the edge of the bed
Remington: and if it's not?
Olive: I know it is
Remington: I'm not seeing it
Olive: I'm coming

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