Mini Mal *a Jallory fanfic*

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*~* DALLAS *~*

I've just spent the last hour of my life laying in my room on my bed texting Tris Johnson about how Hazel Grace is asking my parents AGAIN about where her name came from. Now I'm onto texting the beautiful Isa Espinosa. Like I kid you not she is so damn gorgeous it hurts. I mean Tris is beautiful but holy f*ck Isa is gorgeous. Like drop dead gorgeous. Then there's her older sister Hayley, I think Hayley's pretty (and she's my age- I'm 2 months older) and all but her little sis is prettier. And she's not that much too younger than me. I mean she's only 13 months younger than me so yeah. Not that much younger than me!!! Whoop whoop!

TO: Isa 😍

Haha. Your cat is cute but not as cute as you. 😏

FROM: Isa 😍

😊😋 awwww thanks Dallas. 😍 you look a lot like your dad did at your age and your dad was attractive and now I'm rambling and holy shiz 😂

TO: Isa 😍

So you're calling me attractive now are you? 😏😉

FROM: Isa 😍

Damn right Mr. Grier. 😋

TO: Isa 😍

Good because you're pretty damn gorgeous. 😘❤️

FROM: Isa 😍

Thank you. 😬😋😊☺️❤️

Isa and I aren't what you'd consider "relationshipey" or whatever. We just like to talk and flirt which is fine because she got out of pretty crazy relationship with a complete asshole who broke her heart. She thinks she deserves better than that (a cheating asshole) and I agree 100% with that. I think she deserves me but... I don't know...

"Dallas what are you doing in there?" Mom calls from the other side of the door, interrupting my thoughts.

"Nothing. I'm just listening to music. Why?" I call back.

"You're not banging a girl in there?" Dad asks. Where the f*ck does that come from? I mean I would totally get it if like my father was a womanizer at my age and banged girls on a regular basis but I'm not like that. 😂

"Ummmm no?" I reply. "There's no girl in here......" I'm just TEXTING a girl in here.

"Okay son.... Whatever you say..." He sounds unsure.

A second later the door flings open and I lay there on my bed staring at them- my parents- like they've lost their damn minds.

"Oh. There's no girl in here..." Mom replies.

"Duh... Why would you think I had a girl in here?"

"I don't know.... We just heard something going around that you sleep with girls when we're not around..."

"Are you sure you're not thinking of Cameron's son that he had with Shelby...?"

"Uhhhhhh maybe? Wait... That would make sense. CM seems to be a womanizer... I mean I could see him sleeping around... I mean look at his mom." Dad says.

"Honey! Shelby's one of my friends don't talk shit about her like that!" Mom protests.

"Well I mean everything was all fine and dandy in the Magcon family- the Dallas family even!- until Shelby slept with Gil shortly after CM was born and around the time that Kyle was. Then she slept with Aaron! Innocent little Aaron! Look at the Carpenter family and the Wilkinson family. Shelby f*cked up the Wilk family by sleeping with Sammy WHILE he was happily married now look at him and Kay. They're going through a rough patch. I'm sure she's sleeping with another guy even though she's "back" with Cameron." Dad puts air quotes around "back."

"Ummm hello? Still in the room. And besides Bethany CARPENTER and MoMo, CM, Kyle and Luke are some of my CLOSEST friends. Don't talk shit about their fathers falling for Shelby!" I retaliate. "Don't act like Shelby's the only one screwing over the Magcon family tree and sleeping around."

"Oh... Yeah..." Dad immediately drops the subject because Mahogany Lox is one of his really good friends and she's kinda slept around too. She's got one with Cameron, one with Carter, one with Shawn, one with Taylor, one with Aaron. One with Jacob. One with Dillon. That's 7, all with different fathers. Oh wait. And then there's also Maryann Gilinsky and Becca who doesn't even know who her father is! I mean Mahogany knows who she just hasn't said anything because maybe it'll screw up someone's perfect marriage or whatever. F*ck what if Becca is my little sister? I couldn't stand to have ANOTHER sister! I already have Hazel Grace and Winter. I don't need another one!

Like I mean I respect Mahogany and love her so I'm not trying to hate. In fact I love all her kids. Just saying. They're all pretty great and the youngsters are adorable as hell and yeah.

"Hey dad?" I ask curiously.

"Yes Dallas?" He replies.

"Did you ever sleep with Aunt Mahogany... Like ever?"

"Yes. Once. But that was WAY before you were born and WAY before I met your wonderful mother. It happened accidentally at a party when I was like I think 17 almost 18?"

"Oh. Okay."

"Why?"

"Just wondering if Becca could be my little sister."

"Honey.... Everyone knows who Becca's father is... Except for Mahogany's kids..." Mom says.

"Who is it?" I wonder aloud.

"It's Matt."

What? Uncle Matt cheated on Aunt Tiffany a year after the Espinosa twins were born?!

Well then.... That's interesting.

A/N sooo yeah kinda weird chapter I know. Chapter 7 will be good in currently typing that up. Oh and guess what guys! I totally think I'm dehyrdated so yay!!!!!! Lol. Or sleep deprived or some weird shit. Idek. I'm so like tired and kinda feel light headed a bit. Anyways. Here's chapter 6. I'll go finish chapter 7 soon. After I drink lots of water and yeah. Hope you liked it!!!!!!!!

😘 love you all.

-Shelby Lynn Dallinsky Rupp Caniff ❤️

P.S. In the last update of all the characters I forgot Maryann Gilinsky haha. Whoops. Lol. She's like 7. Anyways. Lol.