How to be a heartbreaker- PewDiePie fan fiction

Just,don't be like Joseph

Swearing! involved!

Alice's POV

"Well then let's go!"

"Y-yes"

we biked to hill near our houses.

"I'll go down this hill without brakes, cause I'm awesome." I don't want him to do this

"No, don't."

"I do what I want!"he shouted while pedaling.

But then, the horror started. He...he fell down because of a hole, a small hole, that made his bike shake and making him fall down. I ditched my bike and ran like I would when a lion, no, a cheetah is chasing me, to Felix.

"F-Felix!, are you conscious?,F-Felix!"

"Y-yes, I t-t-think m-m-m-my arm just br-broke." He was crying, he was crying,he was freaking crying!!, I got my phone and dialled 911

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~After call~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I knew something's going to happen."

"Bae, d-d-don't worry I g-g-g-g-got this."

"No!, you do not got this! I know what this is! I freaking lost someone by a freaking bicycle and I even broke my arm the same way you broke your Fucking arm! and you tell me to be Calm?!!"I am going super saian right now.

Atlast the aberlamps(Ambulance :P) came and Felix was in a hospital.

After taking a few X-Rays the doctor talked to me.

"Är du Mr.Felix Kjellberg förmyndare(are you Mr.Felix Kjellberg's guardian?) ?"the doctor asked me

"Jag är ledsen men jag inte talar svenska." I am too concerned about him I can't speak well.

"Are you Mr. Felix Kjellberg's guardian?"

"Uh... I called 911, is his girlfriend and his neighbor."

"Well then, Felix broke his left arm."

"And he has to have a surgery?, yeah, I know I've gone through this shit and I'll make sure he won't eat a thing."

"Thank you with your cooperation, Felix will have a surgery tomorrow, and make sure he doesn't eat a thing."

"Thanks."

Yeah,I get shit done!

"You can go visit him he's behind the blue curtain." the doc said

I'm stupid so "Mercì" I smiled at him.

I dragged the blue curtain away to make Felix visible.

"I told you."

He smirked at me, "I know."

"Yea, news Bitch! you getting surgery tomorrow and you ain't gonna eat shit till you have yo surgery and fart afterwards."

"What?! that's ridiculous."

"I know, but you have to say bye bye to ya chocolate."

"No~!"

"That's what you get, bitch!"

"You called Jade?"

"No, I'm lazy."

"I'll do a vlog go and call her."

"Myeah, I don't want to."

"You have to."

"Yeah, OK,OK,OK, Bitch!"

I called Jade.

'Ring,ring,ring'

"What's, going on, bitch!"

"Felix broke his arm, that's the news, Bitch!"

"Wat hespertal?"

"Klington herspetal."

"Me, be there in 5 minutes."

"Bey"

"Bey!, Bitch!"

"...That's how you call Jade?"

"Yes, we have a strange language."

"Oooh"

"Only, Meme lovers will gert dis shit called rage comics, care to watch one?"

"Yas"

"Too bad I'm lazy! and my bike will be probably stolen but I don't give 99 shits."

"Aww"

"I'm going serious."

"Yeah."

"Don't be that faggot that gets hurt, I hate seeing the ones I care at a hospital."

"Care to share a story?"

"OK, so here's a story of my best guyfriend I loved to death, Joseph,Joseph Tesla Wonder, he was a friend, a true guy, that played games, do crazy stuff, make you go out of depression,if he was alive, I'd be married, married to him."

Felix cringed on the inside as he frowned.

"Joseph, he was a daredevil, a caring one and a crazy one." tears welled up.

"You probably know I cut, and Joseph was a reason to and not to, Him and I, was a bestest of friends, we respect Tesla, love video games, and loved each other." now I was beginning to sob.

"One day, while going home I saw Joseph, I called him and he started jaywalking to get over to my side, but, a car well, hit him, hit him so hard he went into coma for 3 years and those 3 years was painful why?, I was his girlfriend and the reason of his possible death, his parents forgived me, but I, never did, I went into depression again, cutting myself, whenever I went out the bathroom, mom would hug me while I cried, she always tell me "They forgave you, you should forgive yourself.", even if I say that I would, everytime school ends for the day I would go to the bathroom and cut again, and after this routine I would visit him and sob next to him for a few hours, put the flower I picked while walking to the hospital, to the vase. it was my routine, crying for 6 hours, that was my routine." I began to fully sob Felix was getting teary too.

"After 3 years and a few weeks, he, woke up,but." I now was sobbing uncontrollably.

"A-a-a-after a f-f-f-f-few h-h-h-hours h-h-he f-f-fainted, and when we got him to the hospital, he,was a goner." I wanted to sob more but no tears were coming out. And Felix, he was sobbing too.

"Just, don't be like Joseph."

And I went to sleep.

~~~~~~~Le time skip to 1 hour later~~~~~~

"Let me guess, Joseph,Grandma or the 3 witches." I heard a faint voice, it was Jade.

"Joseph."he said

I woke up, and looked at him,"Care to hear the other 2?"

"Yes, I would."

"Grandma, Ester Barren, we loved her, Well, when we were 8 years old we moved to subic in Philippines. we lived there and at 9 to olongapo we lived there when I was in the 3rd grade I went to the school for gifted or the school that you have to take a test to get in,well we were smart enough to pass we almost never had homework but if we have it it was hard. grandma or mommy to me, called, I was doing my homework so I was very busy I just talked for a few minutes and hanged up, the next day."I was tearing up.

"Aunt called us and told us,"Grandma, she,she has coma, were at Johnsons hospital."

"We drove to the hospital as fast as we could, but."I inhaled the cold air, the feeling of my throat was very cool."

"She, passed out a few days later."

Jade, she never cried, she was a tough one,but,whenever I pull out the topic, she will let tears fall, not sobbing but, little droplets falling, and today I saw it. She was crying.

"At the funeral, I was sobbing,aunt too was sobbing,but Jade, she was silent, all she did was letting her tears flow, not even caring to wipe her tears. But I, never saw her corpse, I, only saw her sleeping, I never looked at her corpse in the casket, I thought that she is sleeping. "