Davy Jones x Asajj Ventress III

OMG!!!!! BROTHER!!!! WTH!

I slowly walk to my quarters. Every room, every corridor was empty. It's been really quiet without the minions around. As i approach my door I head a sound coming from inside. I draw my flintlock and open the door. I stand in shock as I see what lays infront of me. It was my brother going down on Asajj. "OMG!! BROTHER!!!" I scream aiming the pistol towards him. "NYEH H EH HEH!" he cackles as he randomly teleports away. I run up to asajj. "im sorry davy i have just been really lonely in therapy." She says in tears. "its alright." I say trying to comfort her. "when did you get back". "literally just before. Malcolm gave us teleeporters and we ended up here." She says to me. We hug for a really long time, almost too long then she says something. "want fuck?" That was the quickest i ever removed my clothing. "i have wanted this for a very long time" I say