Heroes of Disney #3: Coming of the Haunter

Ch. 1: Down to Earth

Alrighty, I suppose I should start where I left off then, huh?

Gee, you think?

Kate, shut up. You're not even in this story.

I know. For some odd reason you decided that in THIS book, it should go back to being only one point of view. Even though I'm sure the readers would love to hear about what happened after I left off in my last chapter.

Yeah, probably. But there's so much to fit in from MY story that it makes more sense just to focus on me this time.

Ok. For the next book I will narrate the whole thing, and you won't even be in the story. How's that?

Like the readers would go for that. I've been in this thing from day one. That's like writing a Harry Potter book without Harry Potter. Or making a Frosted Flakes commercial without Tony the Tiger. Besides, the readers ADORE me. I have so many fangirls. I mean, look at all the comments from the last two books!

I've read them. They're mostly about the author and why he takes so long to write another chapter. You're mentioned in like, three of them. Maaaabye three and a half. But that's kind of stretching it. I'm mentioned in many myself.

Also, don't forget that I'm the object of attention when it comes to the romance aspect of the story.

Oh, you mean all that mushy gushy stuff I said in the last book? Yeah, it was all fake. The story needed a little drama.

Riiiiiiight....so you're telling me you don't think my, as you put it, "soft brown hair" or my "green eyes" are attractive?

Nah. Mediocre, at best. Prince Eric is hotter.

You also did not neglect to mention my abs.

Hercules has better abs.

And you got SERIOOOOUSLY jealous over Spring kissing me.

Again, made up drama.

Whatever you say, Kate. I know you're twitterpated over me.

Twitter what?

Seriously? Twitterpated? It's a term meaning....you know what, nevermind.

Besides, it's completely obvious that you're the one who has feelings for ME.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You're laughing 'cause you know it's true. You just can't think of a good excuse.

Oh please. Me, feelings for you? Yeah right.

*turns to talk directly to the readers* Ya'll know he has the hots for me, right? It's so obvious.

You can't just talk to the readers like that.

Since when?

Because that's not how it works. Besides, of COURSE they're gonna' say yes to your question. They totally ship us.

They ship us? Is that like ramming into us with a giant boat?

Sigh. Nevermind. Anyway, I think we've prattled on long enough. I should probably get to the story.

Be my guest. Bore the readers with JUST your point of view.

I did it for a whole book before, you know.

Yeah, back before the readers knew how awesome I was. I mean, I have freaking rainbow powers now.

Feel the Rainbow. Taste the Rainbow.