A middle aged woman is standing in front of the mirror while her husband is watching television on the couch.
Wife: Oh my. I feel so old, fat and ugly!
Husband: *still watching tv*
Wife: Well... aren't you gonna compliment me?
Husband: Oh yes. Your eyesight is damn near perfect.
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