2) Quack, quack

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Stacy: Oh my gosh Sheila! What's moving in that sack of yours?

Sheila: Just a few ducks I bought this morning

Stacy: Ooh! Can I have one if I guess how many there are?

Sheila: You can have both of them

Stacy: Hmm... Five

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