How the fuck is Flat Stanley alive? Flat Stanley got crushed by a fucking bulletin board and got squished to half an inch thick, you may be thinking this would kill anybody but no, the fucker survived, how the fuck is he alive? All of his organs and his brain are crushed, all the bones in his body are flattened, but he doesn't fucking care, is Flat Stanley mortal? He cant be he is fucking unkillable, What if this piece of shit gets a girlfriend? Can he even get an erection? Theres too many questions this is all just too fucked up. He's like a government experiment gone wrong. Also being immortal just isn't good enough for Stanley, he also has to break the law, mailing himself in an envelope to other countries without a fucking passport, he's breaking federal laws, for what? For his stupid fucking books? Or maybe he's the head of a drug operation? Maybe he brings cocaine with him in his envelopes tearing apart families with drug addiction every step of the way, I wouldn't be surprised that piece of shit would do anything for a bit of cash. WHY CAN'T HE JUST FUCKING DIE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLANET THAT PIECE OF SHIT FUCKED MY DAUGHTER AND KILLED HER BY MAKING HER BLEED TO DEATH BY GIVING HER THOUSANDS OF PAPER CUTS IN HER ASSHOLE, AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID TO ME? "It was about time that whore died" I TRIED TO KILL HIM BUT HE JUST BLEW AWAY IN THE WIND LAUGHING WHAT THE FUCK IS HE GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.
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Being Me By Kim Jok Woseungchangkong
RomanceA story of my life, the life of Kim Jok Woseungchangkong.
