𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐄𝐇𝐎𝐘 | johnil ✔️

• BONUS - Midnight Talks

(I'm doing this bc I'm bored asf, I'm also super thirsty for suM jOhNiL so lEs geT iT!1!1)

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Johnny smiled hearing Taeil mutter a song in his sleep. Last night was a hell of a ride for the two weirdos.

"..hopped out the coop, coop! the sky is the roof, roof!.."

Johnny sniggered. Taeil was singing in a strangely higher pitch.

"mai whore team barr!"

Johnny tried his best not to burst out into laughter. Taeil was not the best at English, so whenever there was an "L" sound, it came of as "R".

"we nevah roose.. hundreds arr brue, we do what we doo-"

Johnny wheezed his toes off.

Well, not literally. But it was a form of laughter that I couldn't really describe 🤔

Taeil shot up.

"H-Hey! Did I say something?" he asked innocently.

Johnny was thankful that there was no light at all. Just when he thought things couldn't get any worse, he sneezed yet farted at the same time.

"J-Johnny!! What the heck was that?"

"UhH nothing Taeil sweaty!"

"Sweaty? Don't you mean, sweetie?"

Johnny was super bummed that Taeil didn't get the tone he was going for. "You're too literal sometimes, sweaty. Loosen up and appreciate humor sometimes, ya know?"

Taeil pouted. Then he gained some confidence and pushed Johnny off the bed. He waited until he heard a loud thud.

"HeY! That hurt my dick.." The younger groaned.

"Tee hee.." Taeil giggled, he then grabbed a pillow and placed it under Johnny's head.

"Okay what the fuck are you doing NOW?"

The older didn't respond, and rolled off the bed with a pillow.

He lied down next to Johnny.

"If you're getting hurt, then I am too, and if you're gonna sleep on the floor, I will, too."

"Tae.. go back to the bed. Your dick will freeze."

"Yours will too. If I'm gonna have a frozen hot dog for breakfast then so be it."

Johnny gulped and smiled. "Don't get horny so quickly, Taeil." he awkwardly muttered though gritted teeth.

"I won't! Just teasing youu~"

"Just go to sleep, sweaty," Johnny sighed, kissing Taeil's forehead. "I love you."

"I love you too."

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This chapter was so unplanned and strange haha but I hope you sissies enjoyed 💕