Zodiac Signs At Christmas

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Aries: "WOOHOO! IT'S ABOUT TO GET LIT!" *chugs a mug of hot chocolate*

Taurus: "Aries, shut up before I push you off the roof." *pulls sweater over head and avoids any activity*

Gemini: confused screaming and doesn't know who half of the relatives are

Cancer: is decorating Christmas cookies

Leo: is laughing and making fun of all the people in ugly Christmas sweaters

Virgo: is jealous of other people's Christmas presents

Libra: sleeping under the Christmas tree

Scorpio: belting out Christmas songs as loud as possible

Sagittarius: knocks over the Christmas tree

Capricorn: is talking about things that nobody actually cares about

Aquarius: gets sick from eating all the Christmas food

Pisces: gives lame presents and doesn't even care 

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