(messed up) pick-up lines #1

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So, I changed uhm..Some things...

I said that I was gonna publish the Q/A chapter last chapter XD

Sorry about that 😅

Now, I promise that The next chapter is gonna be the Q/A one!

Anyways, This chapter shall contain messed up pick up lines(probably lmao).

Featuring the "jack x naib" ship!

Now lets proceed!

#1

Jack: the stars are more beautiful when it sparkles in your eyes.

Naib: its freaking morning.

#2
Jack: have a sweet dream! Hope you dream about me!

Naib: it will be a nightmare.

#3

Jack: I hope that I could be your pillow

Naib: weird wish...Why?

Jack: so you can hug me when you're sleeping

Naib: nahh, I'll use it for pillow fight

#4

Jack: can you be mine?

Naib: no, I'm not an object. I'm a person.

#5

Jack: can you give me your number?

Naib: *inserts number to call the police*

#6

Jack: Are you single?

Naib: no, I'm plural.

Jack: I meant are you free this friday?

Naib: no, I'm freaking expensive.

#7

Jack: on a scale of 1 to america, how free you are tonight?

Naib: north korea

#8

Jack: love your smile

Naib: thank you

Jack: what else does that mouth do?

Naib: complain.

#9

Jack: the more the "y" behind the "hey", the more that person is interested in you.

Jack: so heyyyyyyyyyyyy

Naib: he

#10

Jack: everyday I'm with you, I feel like its valentine's day

Naib: everyday I'm with you, I feel like its halloween.



Uwu that's all!

All this pick-up lines are not mine! Some came from the internent, some are from @RubyWolfie (for some reason, I can't seem to tag her) uwu credits goes to the ones who made them!

Have a nice day! ❤

-author-san/martha behamfil






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