So, I changed uhm..Some things...
I said that I was gonna publish the Q/A chapter last chapter XD
Sorry about that 😅
Now, I promise that The next chapter is gonna be the Q/A one!
Anyways, This chapter shall contain messed up pick up lines(probably lmao).
Featuring the "jack x naib" ship!
Now lets proceed!
#1
Jack: the stars are more beautiful when it sparkles in your eyes.
Naib: its freaking morning.
#2
Jack: have a sweet dream! Hope you dream about me!Naib: it will be a nightmare.
#3
Jack: I hope that I could be your pillow
Naib: weird wish...Why?
Jack: so you can hug me when you're sleeping
Naib: nahh, I'll use it for pillow fight
#4
Jack: can you be mine?
Naib: no, I'm not an object. I'm a person.
#5
Jack: can you give me your number?
Naib: *inserts number to call the police*
#6
Jack: Are you single?
Naib: no, I'm plural.
Jack: I meant are you free this friday?
Naib: no, I'm freaking expensive.
#7
Jack: on a scale of 1 to america, how free you are tonight?
Naib: north korea
#8
Jack: love your smile
Naib: thank you
Jack: what else does that mouth do?
Naib: complain.
#9
Jack: the more the "y" behind the "hey", the more that person is interested in you.
Jack: so heyyyyyyyyyyyy
Naib: he
#10
Jack: everyday I'm with you, I feel like its valentine's day
Naib: everyday I'm with you, I feel like its halloween.
Uwu that's all!
All this pick-up lines are not mine! Some came from the internent, some are from @RubyWolfie (for some reason, I can't seem to tag her) uwu credits goes to the ones who made them!
Have a nice day! ❤
-author-san/martha behamfil
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