Oof, how long have I not updated this book? Welp, I'm really sorry for not updating and being active. I'll try to update as much as possible.
Enjoy the chap! :D
(ps: there's gonna be a lot of jack x naib in here-)
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Jack: hey sir, I have a question about the sofa
Kurt: what is it?
(A/N: I put kurt in here cause he needs more love-)
Jack: does it come with the guy over there? *points at naib who's sitting on the sofa*
(insert romantic music playing in the background)
Naib: *brings down the book he is reading* *looks at them, shocked* uhh...
-pls stand by-
Jack: *pressuring himself on cooking*
Naib: honey, you don't have to be rough.
Jack: *smirks* oh I do know you like it rough
Aesop: *sitting beside naib* *seem to be having an emotional breakdown* oh my god, why?
-pls stand by-
Freddy: I can't believe, you both broke the bed!
Jack: last night must have been "wild" ;)
Naib: hehe...Yeah...
--last night--
Naib: I think you can't jump that high!
Joker: YOU WANNA BET?!
-pls stand by-
Bane: what comes after 69?
Naib and william: *thinking*
Kevin: *raises hand* oh! Oh!
Bane: what?
Kevin: mouthwash!
Everyone: *bursts out laughing*
Bane: *stops laughing* *grabs the door beside it, open* GTFO!
-pls stand by-
Freddy: *smiling like an idiot*
Naib: what is he so happy about?
Kurt: kreacher just fell down the stairs, again.
-pls stand by-
Freddy: its time to play, who stole the drugs?
Joseph: it wasn't me
White: it wasn't me
Joker: it wasn't me
Aesop: *pointing at the person next to him* its him
Black: *pointing anywhere* fLyInG pInK fAiRiEs EvErYwHeRe--
-pls stand by-
Jack: alright class, remember you can be anything you want
Naib: can I be your man?
Jack: *blushing*No!T-that's not I meant-
Naib: *stands up, and puts hands on his desk*
Everyone: *looks at them, with shocked looks*
Naib: YOUR A*S SAID "ANYTHING"!
-pls stand by-
Jack: *drooling over naib* I'm not gay
Joker:
-pls stand by-
Kevin: mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the most handsome of them all?
[the mirror says snow white]
Kevin: SNOW WHITE?! WHO THE HELL IS SNOW WHITE!? *puts hands on each side of the wall, cornering the mirror* *has a look of murder*
-pls stand by-
(to be continued)
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