Random #2 2/2 (Vines)

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Oof, how long have I not updated this book? Welp, I'm really sorry for not updating and being active. I'll try to update as much as possible.

Enjoy the chap! :D

(ps: there's gonna be a lot of jack x naib in here-)

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Jack: hey sir, I have a question about the sofa
Kurt: what is it?
(A/N: I put kurt in here cause he needs more love-)
Jack: does it come with the guy over there? *points at naib who's sitting on the sofa*

(insert romantic music playing in the background)

Naib: *brings down the book he is reading* *looks at them, shocked* uhh...

-pls stand by-

Jack: *pressuring himself on cooking*

Naib: honey, you don't have to be rough.

Jack: *smirks* oh I do know you like it rough

Aesop: *sitting beside naib* *seem to be having an emotional breakdown* oh my god, why?

-pls stand by-

Freddy: I can't believe, you both broke the bed!

Jack: last night must have been "wild" ;)

Naib: hehe...Yeah...

--last night--

Naib: I think you can't jump that high!

Joker: YOU WANNA BET?!

-pls stand by-

Bane: what comes after 69?

Naib and william: *thinking*

Kevin: *raises hand* oh! Oh!

Bane: what?

Kevin: mouthwash!

Everyone: *bursts out laughing*

Bane: *stops laughing* *grabs the door beside it, open* GTFO!

-pls stand by-

Freddy: *smiling like an idiot*

Naib: what is he so happy about?

Kurt: kreacher just fell down the stairs, again.

-pls stand by-

Freddy: its time to play, who stole the drugs?

Joseph: it wasn't me

White: it wasn't me

Joker: it wasn't me

Aesop: *pointing at the person next to him* its him

Black: *pointing anywhere* fLyInG pInK fAiRiEs EvErYwHeRe--

-pls stand by-

Jack: alright class, remember you can be anything you want

Naib: can I be your man?

Jack: *blushing*No!T-that's not I meant-

Naib: *stands up, and puts hands on his desk*

Everyone: *looks at them, with shocked looks*

Naib: YOUR A*S SAID "ANYTHING"!

-pls stand by-

Jack: *drooling over naib* I'm not gay

Joker:

-pls stand by-

Kevin: mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the most handsome of them all?

[the mirror says snow white]

Kevin: SNOW WHITE?! WHO THE HELL IS SNOW WHITE!? *puts hands on each side of the wall, cornering the mirror* *has a look of murder*

-pls stand by-

(to be continued)

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Welp sorry if this chapted sucks ;-;

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-author-san

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