Everyone had successfully made it outside, to the graves. Jacob had a shovel and was ready to dig. Jacob punctured the ground with his shovel, in the middle of all da graves. He soon hit something hard. Sarah then grabbed a dusty, crusty, musty book from the ground.
Sarah picked it up and looked at the book. It was entitled "Them Rituals Tho."
Sarah then said, "I'll read this, shit!"
Maxon then screamed, "NOOOO!"
He then snatched that shit and, flipped to a page that said, "Resurrection, lolz."
He then started to read from the book "To commence in this ritual, you shall need two or more person's. You should have materials consisting of an Ouija board, candles, sacred dr-a umm Drake? Sorry guys, there's a smudge. But, I think it says, Drake. And a necessity that belonged to the person. Center the Ouija board in the middle of the floor. Make sure that the lights are out, and your only light source is the candles. Then, consume the sacred Drake. To make sure the spirit is present, play the Ouija board, and ask for the person's name. If successfully done. Then, chant these ancient words, 'Erwache aus deinem ewigen Schlaf, faule Schlampe! Komm zu uns. Kehre deine Seele zurück, zu deiner Fleischbesetzung. Listin, stellen Sie sicher, dass Sie hören. tu, was wir sagen, du sollst erscheinen. Komm zu uns aus den Höllengruben! Wir brauchen deine Schlampe, wie wir sagen und du sollst! Komm mit, mach mit, fick mit! Kehre zur zweiten Geburt auf die Erde zurück! Komm mit, mach mit, fick mit!' After chanting these words, a portal should appear from the Ouija board. The person you Resurrected should appear. Then boom! Done!"
Stella then spoke, "So, let me get this straight. We need an Ouija board and a sacred Drake? What does it mean by Drake?"
Brook then said, "sacred Drake, sacred Drake! We need to consume a sacred Drake! We have to listen, to Drake's music!"
Jacob then said, " Ohhhhhh, YES. That makes complete sense!"
Sarah then said, "No, you dip shits! There is no way in hell it said, Drake! Maxon did say there was, a smudge. It probably just said something else!"
Everyone just shrugged their shoulders and started to chant, "Drake, Drake, Drake!"
Sarah then said, "you bitches are dumb as fuck!"
Jacob then said, "why you gotta be a bitch?"
Sarah replied, "why you so fucking gay!"
Jacob replied, "wanna fight?!?"
Sarah replied back " if you wanna get your ass beat?!?"
Stella then said, "knock it off, we're going to Maxon's house to call Drake.
At Maxon's house
Everyone had set up everything, in Maxon's living room. The Ouija board was in the middle of the room. Three candles were in front of the Ouija board. They also had one of Danica's possessions. The whole squad was there, and to top it off, they all had a paper copy of the ancient words. They had called Drake, he said he was coming over. Drake, the singer, was gonna help them resurrect Danica! They were just waiting on him.
Soon enough, they heard a magnificent knock on the door. They all Naruto ran to the door. They opened it to reveal a man. It was, Drake. His perfect complexion glistened in the sunlight. His chocolate brown eyes were full of compassion. his smile was 100x brighter than the sun. He was perfection. Then, he spoke. That voice, was it an angel? No, it was just Drake. His voice was so soft, so perfect. Everyone stared at Drake in awe. Man, he could sure make somebody sway. As he closed the door, secluding everybody from sunlight. He was still bright. His aura radiated throughout the entire room. They didn't need those candles if he was here. Drake gave them all a slight chuckle, as he saw the squad gazing upon him.
