Kokichi x Reader one shots

Murderer!Kokichi x Thief!Reader (author san is included as well)

You were recently locked up for stealing the Quagmire sapphires. You had been sentenced to 5 years in prison, seeing as you weren't armed. You see a familiar girl sitting on a chair in a very odd position.

You realize who it is in an instant. That's Yukkion! The girl from earlier! "Hey! Yukkion right?" You ask the girl. She looks over at you. "Oh yes! You're (Y/N)! Odd seeing you here. You didn't look like the type to commit any felonies." Yukki replies. "You don't either. What are you here for?" You ask. "Battery,  second degree murder and arson." She replies. "I already know what you're here for. Theft if I'm correct." You nod, wondering how she knew. She had to have read your mind because she explained exactly how. "I kind of know about everything everyone here has done. Like how that one right there," She points to a darker blue haired girl at the other end of the table. "Is here for forced criminal activity. And how that one," She points to the familiar purple haired boy sitting in front of her. "Is here for third degree murder or involuntary manslaughter. Either or." The boy notices she was pointing at him before noticing you. He smiles. "Hey (Y/N)! Long time no see! What're ya in for?" He asks. You notice who it is. "Hi Kokichi! I may or may not have stolen a fuck ton of sapphires." You reply. "Damn. The Quagmire Sapphires right?" He asks. You nod. "Cool! Did you manage to sneak some past security?" He asks. You pull a couple out of your pocket. "Yup. I actually snuck in all of them." You answer. You continue talking until nightfall.

~TimeSapphire sponsored by a Series Of Unfortunate Events, because that's where I stole the name of the jewels from.~

Kokichi sneaks into your cell, where you sit on your bench thing attached to the wall. He closes the bars back behind him. "What the hell? How did you get in?" You ask. "Calm down. I picked the lock. I'm here to get you out of here." He answers. He pulls a blowtorch out of his pocket. "How the fuck did you sneak that past the guards?" You ask. "We don't talk about that. By the way, you should probably get your precious gems together because this won't take very long." He says. He begins flaming a hole into the wall as you gather up the extra jewels that you kept under your bed. Once he's done he beckons you to go through the hole. You do and you get a whiff of the outside world. You look up to see thousands of stars. The view was better than anywhere you've ever been. Kokichi stands next to you. He abruptly jumps on your back. You begin to carry him down the large hill that leads to the main part of town. You stop when you hear what you made out to be a sword slicing repeatedly. You look behind you to see Yukkion with a white and tealish blue striped chain link sword. She runs up to you two. "Oi! Sorry I'm late, had to pick up some stuff I had layin' around!" She exclaims, a lot different than her normal tone. "What the hell? Why does her voice seem so different?" You mumble. "She tends to switch between personalities quite a bit." Kokichi replies. Weird.  You thought. She catches up to you, completely out of breath. "Ya do get I'm not t'at active right?" She says in an Irish accent. "Hell I'm just a loser t'at writes shite on the internet. I don't go outside too often." Geez. She seems like she has some sort of antisocial disorder or something.  You thought. "I have a wee bit of an antasocial and panic disorder so I can't really go out a lot. If I do, shite will get fookin mad. On top of t'at I forget a lot of the shite I do so if I do something drastic I wouldn't fookin know." She explains. "I see." You says. You continue carrying Kokichi down the hill until you see a familiar cherry blossom field. You run to it until you see the large tree Yukki fell out of. You put Kokichi down once you two are in front of it. You begin to climb it, Kokichi following suit. You see a large branch and you sit on it, leaving room for the grape. He sits down on your lap. "Well since we're alone I can do what I've wanted to do for so long." Kokichi says. He turns around and pins you down. He gives you a tender yet passionate kiss. You break apart for air. He smiles.