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Stingy Goblin

EXT. MIAMI BEACH - AFTERNOON

Silly dancer DR. JOJO SIWA is arguing with weird actor MR. DANNY DEVITO. JOJO tries to hug DANNY but he shakes her off.

JOJO
Please Danny, don't leave me.

DANNY

I'm sorry Jojo, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces her fears head on, instead of running away

JOJO

I am such a person!

DANNY frowns.

DANNY
I'm sorry, Jojo. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.

DANNY leaves.

JOJO sits down, looking defeated.

Moments later, fat memer MR. EMMA COLEY barges in looking flustered.

JOJO
Goodness, Emma! Is everything okay?

EMMA

I'm afraid not.

JOJO

What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...

EMMA

It's ... a goblin ... I saw an evil goblin kneecap a bunch of spice girls!

JOJO

Defenseless spice girls?

EMMA

Yes, defenseless spice girls!

JOJO

Bloomin' heck, Emma! We've got to do something.

EMMA

I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.

JOJO

You can start by telling me where this happened.

EMMA

I was...

EMMA fans herself and begins to wheeze.

JOJO
Focus Emma, focus! Where did it happen?

EMMA

a supermarket! That's right - a supermarket!

JOJO springs up and begins to run.

EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS

JOJO rushes along the street, followed by EMMA. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.

EXT. A SUPERMARKET - SHORTLY AFTER

BARRY B BENSON a stingy goblin terrorises two spice girls.

JOJO, closely followed by EMMA, rushes towards BARRY B, but suddenly stops in her tracks.

EMMA
What is is? What's the matter?

JOJO

That's not just any old goblin, that's Barry B Benson!

EMMA

Who's Barry B Benson?

JOJO

Who's Barry B Benson? Who's Barry B Benson? Only the most stingy goblin in the universe!

EMMA

Blinkin' knickers, Jojo! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most stingy goblin in the universe!

JOJO

You can say that again.

EMMA

Blinkin' knickers, Jojo! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most stingy goblin in the universe!