A Rushed Turf War

I only wrote my first fanfiction in one night. Hate on me how much you want.

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Mario was walking down to his home with a jolly boi face.

Mario (Memeish) - "La la la hm hm hhmmm! La la la, hm hm hmhm. La la la la, la, la, la la la, la."

Mario (Memeish) - "Oh, boy! Ha ha! PINGAS! (With these new skills Desti taught me, Mario can now insert his pingas!)"

Mario then had a flashback to the Dojo of Magma

-FLASHBACK STUFF-

Desti - "You have finally dominated over a girl. I'd say you're indomitable."

Mario (Memeish) - "Ya! Yahoo! Yeah! That makes-a me so happy! (You really think so? Alright, Mario is ready to take on someone!)"

Mario walked out of the door.

Mario (Memeish) - "Uh, bye!"

-END OF THE FUCKING FLASHBACK-

Mario - "I'm-a hungry!"

Mario walked towards the refrigerator, pretending to get some spaghetti. What he DID expect was a certain orange Inkling sneaking up on him.

Meggy (Woomynese) - "Squee squee! Woomy! Jroomee! (I don't know why Red called me here, but I'm gonna give him a surprise!)"

She instantly creeped to his back and pointed her Splattershot at him.

A few seconds later...

Voice - "AAAAHHH!"

That wasn't Mario's yelp. No, that was Meggy's yelp. She got up

Meggy (Woomynese) - "Yarie! Fa-wae ee! (You've improved since last time, Red.)"

Mario (Memeish) - "Get ready to move your PINGAS!"

Meggy (Woomynese) - "Fu wee dee wee! (Oh, it's on.)

Luigi could hear everything going down there.

Suddenly, the door crashed open, Mario having a surprised facadé.

Mario (Memeish) - "Ahh! AHH! WAAAAAAHHH! (Luigi! Get me a spaghetti from the Luncheon Kingdom."

Luigi (Memeish) - "Oh ho ho ho. (Sometimes, I worry about you a lot)"

He left.

Meggy jumped into the room, pushing Mario to the floor.

Meggy (Woomynese) - "Wu weewu squee wee! (Give up, Red?)"

Mario (Memeish) - "No!"

There was then a change of pace.

Mario (Memeish) - "You just activated my trap card!"

He jumped towards Meggy and landed on Luigi's part of the bunk bed, pining her to the mattress.

Meggy (Woomynese) - "Ayee! Eya! Gooby! (I don't like where this is going.)"

Mario (Memeish) - "Oh boy! (Soon, you will.)"

Meggy started blushing.

Meggy (Woomynese) - "Eh! Squee squee! (What do you mean?)"

Mario got naked in light speed and started dancing around.

Mario (Memeish) - "Mario likes you."

Meggy (Woomynese) - "Aiee! Jroom- (Can you repeat th-)"

Soon, Mario was grabbing her pants and started dragging it down.

Mario (Memeish) - "That's-a so sexeh!"

Soon, he started humping, making grunts and creating 1-UP sounds.

Meggy (Woomynese) - "Reee! Woomy! (Red, what are you doing?)"

Mario (Memeish) - "Fak-ing you! Oh yeah! YeahhhhhhHHHHHhhHHh! (I heard a Woomy!) That-a makes me so happy (You must be enjoying this!)"

Meggy didn't want to admit it, but she was enjoying this. Why did he call it a noodle when it was truly a Pingas Launcher? She couldn't resist. She started letting out some sounds similar to Woomy, Mario pingas being forced inside of her as if rejection was being forced inside of Waluigi.

Meggy (Woomynese) - "Aiee!"

Mario (Memeish) - "Shit!"

She was now covered up in white ink (if you know what I mean).

Meggy - "Squee squee! Woomy! (That was great, Red. I didn't know you truly loved me!)

She attempted to get up.

Meggy - "You just activated my tr- (Now it's my tur-)"

She was pinned down, again.

Mario (Memeish) - "No, you don't! Nooo, you don't!"

He started to take off all her clothes and then planted his head into her chest. He started ravishing her as if she was one of the best plates of spaghetti Mario had eaten.

Meggy (Woomynese!) - "WEEEEeeEEeEEEEeEeeeee!!! (Fuck me, Red! Fuck me harder!)"

Mario (Memeish) - "EXPAND DONG!"

Hong Kong! Ni-

WRONG CHANNEL, DUMBASS!

Lee og. K!

That's better!

She was covered in white ink even more.

Mario (Memeish) - "How about you suck Mario's pingas!"

She didn't even wait for Mario. She started sucking right away.

Mario (Memeish) - "Mario think you suck good!"

Then, she went faster and faster and faster, until she drank the white ink.

Meggy (Woomynese) - "Woomy! Jroomee! Squee squee! (When is it my turn to do-)"

Mario (Memeish) - "Finish her!"

After a few minutes, Mario was hugging Meggy tightly as they slept cozily.

Luigi - "Alright! Let's-a go! (They finally got toge-)"

Luigi was surprised by the next quote.

SMG4 - "NO! NO! No, God, please NO!"

He jumped out of the window

SMG4 - "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-"

Luigi looked back at the couple.

Mario and Meggy (Memeish and Woomynese) - "OH SHIT!"