Niall Horan and Luke Hemmings were sleeping, but it was not very peaceful. Niall was snoring in an Irish accent. Although Luke really enjoyed the sound of snoring, he did not like Irish accents. He woke up.
"Niall baby, can you stop being Irish? Lmao?"
Niall had recently developed a rather nasty habit of sleep talking.
"Lmao no?" He replied.
He kept being Irish, as he was Irish.
Luke Hemmings simply could not tolerate this. He had to get up. He got up. He decided he was hungry for some french onion dip and bikkies. He went to the fridge. There was no dip, only Niall Horan's peppa pig yoghurts. It appeared Niall Horan had eaten all the french onion dip.
"Niall Horan, did you eat all the french onion dip?" Said Luke Hemmings
"Lmao no???" Replied Niall Horan.
"Okay." Said Luke Hemmings.
"I am going to get some french onion dip and bikkies from Aldi but not Woolies or Coles. They are overpriced."
"K". Replied Niall Horan
Luke Hemmings opened the front door to reveal a box. This did not seem out of the ordinary, as Niall Horan had recently ordered a box of cylindrical objects that looked suspiciously like cucumbers.
"OH MY! OH NO!"
His eyes widened. He was scared for his life. POOF! All of a sudden, he was sister SNATCHED.
Who was this KIDNAPPER??? what happened to LUKE HEMMINGS??? Find out next time on Nuke: The Reunion.
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Nuke: The Reunion
FanfictionNiall Horan × Luke Hemmings Part two to my Niall Horan × Luke Hemmings fan fix. If you haven't read that yet, go check it out!
