Raven Slays

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IT WAS RAVEN LMAO!
"OMG OMG YOU'RE MY HERO!" Said Niall Horan. He was very excited. Almost as excited as the time he and his semi ex boyfriend, Luke Hemmings shared a hotel room for the first time. Mmm they really enjoyed themselves. Theresa May was not very happy with this. She was absolutely shooked out of her mind. She did not like this 'r a v e n'.
"Are you ready to die?????" Said raven.
"I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me". Said Theresa May. Theresa May was not correct. According to the encyclopedia of fglshslshslsgslshd There was nothing bad about her bitchiness. She was just a bitch. A Fake betch. Raven Slaughtered Theresa May on the spot. She savaged and slayed her. Raven and Niall Horan proceeded to jump back on the Choo Choo train and continue along their journey of self discovery and maybe save Luke Hemmings as well if they had the time.
"Sup, my name's Thomas y'all wanna ride hehehehhe". Said Thomas the overseas tank engine.
"Mmm yummy yes please". Said raven and Niall Horan. What happens next? Who knows? Find out next time on Nuke: The Reunion.

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