Aries - "Mines the best! Of course! How can you not pick mine? "
Taurus - "I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who's going to find this funny. "
Gemini - "Yes, I have a write-your-own card! "
Cancer - "My friend will totally pick this one. "
Leo - "Obviously pick mine! It's hilarious. "
Virgo - *blushing*
Libra - "I don't want to be too mean or gross but here it goes...
Scorpio - " There is a truth behind the cards I'm picking. "
Sagittarius - "Haha sex with... " (Oh no °^°)
Capricorn - "Why do I always get dealt with the worst cards? "
Aquarius - "All I want are cards about aliens, drugs and sex. "
Pisces - "I'm getting triggered here! " OR *Puts down a bomb that makes Cards Against Humanity history*
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Wolfy out °^°
