Aries- u ok?
Taurus- *dies inside*
Gemini- ew, back away peasant
Cancer- *sweats*
Leo- *flirts back*
Virgo- *avoids you*
Libra- Heyy ;) *is better at it than u*
Scorpio- *doesn't like u but flirts anyway*
Sagittarius- hi *remembers heartbreak* NoPE I DON'T WANT WHAT UR SELLING BYEE
Capricorn- *falls in love*
Aquarius- we talked about this, we're just friends
Pisces- *forgets how to human*
