Non-Functional

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And the saga continues where Mr. Acel is still annoying me up to my inner core. In this episode of My Life being annoyed by a Pepe The Frog Lookalike, I am here on stage with him asking questions about "our relationship" where in fact we are not in a so-called relationship. The MC made us pick questions in the bowl which is shaped like a love bird. Weird, huh? I let him pick because uhm, do I look like I care about this? The MC read the question,"Who was the first one to initiate the kiss?"

What? A k-kiss?

"Uhm, I'm sorry we're not a coup-" I was cut off by the frog.

"Of course, I did. Being the gentleman that I am and I just can't help it because I am extremely inlove with her." Okay but where did he get those answers from? Plus, that's a total fake. The crowd were screaming because this notorious man got a "girlfriend". He held my hand and the crowd went wild again. I tried to let go of his hand but he held it tighter.

"Okay, that's it for this coupl- Wait, you want more?" The crowd screamed in agreement at the MC's remarks. Oh gosh. I am suddenly in a relationship which is not what I expected and planned. I hate this.

He picked another question and this time it said, "Do you think love birds should really be our city's official animal? Why or Why not?" This sounds like an essay I would answer for my exam. But anyways I answered it. "Yes, I think love birds should remain as Yorksville's official animal for I believe that love is the center here in this city. Anything is possible if love, passion and positivity is present in this beloved city. It will make us greater in all aspects of this city. Thank you." I got carried away with my answer but anyways, I kinda feel comfortable?

"Wow! What's your name miss?" The MC asked.

"Kira Evasco, sir."

"Ms. Kira Evasco or should I say Mrs. Toverdi is blessed with beauty and wit. You could be a candidate for the Miss Universe! Haha You are indeed lucky Mr. Toverdi to have Ms. Evasco.", the MC said again.

We're going down the stage and I said my thanks to the MC for the good things he said about me but not the part where he ships me and the pepe the frog. As we went down I immediately let go of his hand. Ugh. He really likes attention does he? I went to my sister and I wanted to go out of this venue.

"I know you sis. You're not really into that guy. You look like you're gonna poop anytime when you were on stage. Hahaha!" Great. I was inspired by my sister's words. Clap clap. Full sarcasm is intended.