one DIErection

Chappie 1

8/26/12

A/N: This is something for you to look forward to later and something for me to do when I have no other ideas for my other 1D fan fics so I hope you enjoy! And oh yes, no hate please! I love the lads just about much as any of you. It's just a fan fic so chillax if I type something that you don't like, or if I offends any of you. Remember I am a Directioner too and no I don't hate the boys like this character does. And yes this is COPYRIGHTED so PLEASE NO STEALING or I will come after you in you're sleep and make you pay! And if this is a similar plot and/or title sorry! I just now came up with it off the top of my head.

Chappie 1

I hop into the front seat of the car after school and drive over to my twin little sister's school to pick them up. As soon as they get in, I suddenly hear, "YOU DON'T KNOW OH OOOH! YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEA-U-TI-FUL!!"

"Oh my gosh.....!" I turn around to see my twin little sisters singing that annoying song. "Is that really necessary when you just get in the car?"

"SO C-C-C'MON! YOU GOT IT WRONG! TO PROVE I'M RIGHT I PUT IT IN A SO-O-ONG!" They look at each other, smile and continue to sing, but louder than before, actually it's more like screaming, the most annoying song EVER!

"Seriously!" I snarl unpleasant like and smack them both in their arm. "Stop it!"

"Ow!" Stacey yells. "That really hurt, Lottie!" she moans.

I glare at Gwen and Stacey. "Do. Not. Call. Me. Lottie!!!" I yell at them.

They stare at me wide eyed. "That is your name though," Stacey points out as I roll my eyes.

"No," I grit my teeth and slowly turn around and glare at them. "My name is CHARLOTTE! Now be quiet and let me drive before we end up in the hospital!" I turn towards the road and start the car. "Argh....." I huff.

I hear Gwen and Stacey singing that annoying song again, but softer like they assume I can't hear them, and it takes everything I have in my power not to go and strangle them. Every single friggin time I turn on the radio, that song pops up sooner or later and then I have to shut it off.

Then I hear Stacey whisper sing something else. "Twinkle twinkle Liam Payne! Harry, Louis, Niall and Zayn!" They giggle uncontrollably while I grit my teeth in frustration.

Oh how I hate One Direction. They sing the most annoying songs on the planet, and yet people love them! Only because they're British. Well guess what, I'm British too and no one gives a flying fishstick about me. Yeah, that's right, I'm British and get this; I'm also from Homes Chapel,Cheshire, England, where famous pretty boy Harry Styles is from, which makes it all the more unbearable hearing them. I intend to move and become a star myself I mean, after all, I can actually dance, sing and play an instrument way better than any of them ever could, and yet they became famous, so I think I have a fair shot.

It's a fairly short ride home, considering we don't live that far away from school. I park the car and we get out and enter the house. "I want food," I groan as I walk in the kitchen. Saying "I want" was a huge mistake.

"I WANT I WANT I WANT BUT THAT'S CRAZY!" Gwen and Stacey start to belt out the lyrics to another annoying One Direction song.

"Girls, stop howling like wild monkeys!" Mum scolds my sisters and rushes over to the cabinet where I'm searching for food.

"We're not howling like wild monkeys, Mum!" Gwen rolls her eyes and crosses her arms.

"You got that right!" I look at them to see hopeful faces like they actually believe I would compliment them on their horrible screeching they call singing. "You're more like a dying walruses," Yeah , yeah, I'm not that nice of a person; only towards those 13 year old brats. I have a right to boss them around when I'm 3 years older than them, which makes me 16 if you don't feel like doing math.