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>> exchange gifts

+ buying exchange gifts together with a friend (bonus if they picked each other and they don't know)

+ santa costume

+ world's greatest grandma mug ;)

+ handmade stuffed toy

+ handmade knitted sweater

+ a weird toy found in the market

+ slinky

+ the gift you just know that a mom bought

+ i ordered your gift online it hasnt arrived yet

+ prank gift (ie. a meme hidden inside several boxes, an ugly rip-off of official merch, etc) before revealing the actual gift

+ forgetting the gift at home

+ "Dude, help me buy gifts for you."

+ looking at the wishlist and codename then immediately going:

'oh sh--'

or

'OHoHO SH--' then laughing uncontrollably

+ im too lazy to go out and buy you a gift here's a wad of cash merry christmas

+ here's a bunch of gift certificates and coupons i found at home enjoy

+ this conversation at a store:

'Uh...ma'am/sir, aren't you too young to buy a condom?'

"Yeah, I know. It's not for me anyway."

( imagine the receiver going 'OH MY GOD' while the entire room collectively loses their sh-- )

+ "bE CAREFUL THAT'S FRAGILE-"

+ receiving the greatest/worst/funniest gift:

"Y-You...bought me a..."

'I did what I did.'

+ obviously obvious gift gift-wrapped obviously

+ literally the gift of song

+ i bought this at 7eleven like this morning cause i forgot my gift at home apologies

+ handmade gift :')

+ merry christmas and happy birthday

+ giving the same exact gift every year

+ i didn't buy you the things from your wishlist but i found this like 2 weeks ago and i immediately thought of you

+ opening the gifts

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