>> why not write a story using hilarious vines/videos/memes on the internet as inspiration for the plot ey
+ merry crisis, merry chrysler
+ would anyone like some stew
+ 'if he doesnt treat you right by now, you're gone.'
"i'm gone."
'nOW GO CHOP HIS D--K OFF-"
+ [ slides across the room, stomach down the floor, using a hoverboard and has a blanket on ]
+ f--k your chicken strips
+ 'YOU READY TO F--KIN' DIE?!'
"I'm a bad b--ch you can't kill me!"
+ road work ahead? yeah i sure hope it does
+ bakit parang kasalanan ko? ( trans: why does it feel like it's my fault? ) (where my filos at ey)
+ 'So, you've been hanging out with Caitlin-'
"Rebecca! It's not what you think-"
'I won't hesitate b--ch.'
+ [ throws self into the trash can ]
+ oh my god they were roommates
+ two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cause they're not gay
+ [ cool person smokes ] w o w
+ [ glides toward person ] good evening
+ ...dO I LOOK LIKE YOUR DADDY-!?
+ yeehaw
+ 'What do you have there?
"A KNIFE!"
'NO!'
+ i wanna be a cowboy, baby+ mMmmMm wATCHA SAYYYY
+ 'you better buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at mcdonalds'
"we're going to mcdonalds if i dont do my work?"
+ i got 2 free tacos
+ [ shoots self with nerf gun ]
+ fre sh avo ca do
+ oh damn [ gets hit by something ] OH
+ [ splashed by water ] hello
+ pronouncing things incorrectly
+ you spilled wha-whawha- LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG-!!!
+ 'i have no soul, have a nice day!'
"i don't have one either"
+ i like this music, it's very grown up!
+ i dont need a degree to be a clothing hanger
+ i want to have enough money to eat today
+ why you mad, why you sad? when you can be, g l a d e [ sprays glade ]
+ i dont have enough money for chicken nugget :'(
+ why don't we all just relax and turn on the radio? would you like a.m. or f.m?
+ not offense or anything, but asian people suck
+ kermit the frog
+ 'Name a yellow fruit'
"Orange"
( okay but imagine the one who said orange is colorblind ey jk idk how colorblindness works )
+ i don't care that you broke your elbow
+ here's [ poke poke ] the motherf--king [ poke ] tea
+ oh no i hope i dont fall [ falls ] o h n o
+ buying clothes at the soup store
+ what the f-k is up, kyle- nO WHATCHU SAY, MAN. WHAT THE F--K, DUDE. STEP THE F--K UP, KYLE.
+ what's up demons it's me, ya boi
+ i have the power of god and anime on my side
+ eat my ass, spirits
+ even the babies are one of the most dangerous creatures, so i built this cage so they don't- oh my god
+ 'what are you holding?'
"A KNIFE!"
+ it is wednesday my dudes
+ my name is _______, and i'm your freestyle dance teacher
+ 'You'll never have her!'
"Why?!"
'Because I love you.'
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is there anything better than pussy? yes a really good book [ techno piano ]
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AcakThis book's goal is to make you expand your imagination and to make yourself less bored. This is just a book full of random prompts you can do. Mainly for drawing/art and writing cause I suck at everything else in my life. I HAVE NO IDEA IF SOMEONE...