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>> why not write a story using hilarious vines/videos/memes on the internet as inspiration for the plot ey

+ merry crisis, merry chrysler

+ would anyone like some stew

+ 'if he doesnt treat you right by now, you're gone.'

"i'm gone."

'nOW GO CHOP HIS D--K OFF-"

+ [ slides across the room, stomach down the floor, using a hoverboard and has a blanket on ]

+ f--k your chicken strips

+ 'YOU READY TO F--KIN' DIE?!'

"I'm a bad b--ch you can't kill me!"

+ road work ahead? yeah i sure hope it does

+ bakit parang kasalanan ko? ( trans: why does it feel like it's my fault? ) (where my filos at ey)

+ 'So, you've been hanging out with Caitlin-'

"Rebecca! It's not what you think-"

'I won't hesitate b--ch.'

+ [ throws self into the trash can ]

+ oh my god they were roommates

+ two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cause they're not gay

+ [ cool person smokes ] w o w

+ [ glides toward person ] good evening

+ ...dO I LOOK LIKE YOUR DADDY-!?

+ yeehaw

+ 'What do you have there?

"A KNIFE!"

'NO!'


+ i wanna be a cowboy, baby

+ mMmmMm wATCHA SAYYYY

+ 'you better buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at mcdonalds'

"we're going to mcdonalds if i dont do my work?"

+ i got 2 free tacos

+ [ shoots self with nerf gun ]

+ fre sh avo ca do

+ oh damn [ gets hit by something ] OH

+ [ splashed by water ] hello

+ pronouncing things incorrectly

+ you spilled wha-whawha- LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG-!!!

+ 'i have no soul, have a nice day!'

"i don't have one either"

+ i like this music, it's very grown up!

+ i dont need a degree to be a clothing hanger

+ i want to have enough money to eat today

+ why you mad, why you sad? when you can be, g l a d e [ sprays glade ]

+ i dont have enough money for chicken nugget :'(

+ why don't we all just relax and turn on the radio? would you like a.m. or f.m?

+ not offense or anything, but asian people suck

+ kermit the frog

+ 'Name a yellow fruit'

"Orange"

( okay but imagine the one who said orange is colorblind ey jk idk how colorblindness works )

+ i don't care that you broke your elbow

+ here's [ poke poke ] the motherf--king [ poke ] tea

+ oh no i hope i dont fall [ falls ] o h  n o

+ buying clothes at the soup store

+ what the f-k is up, kyle- nO WHATCHU SAY, MAN. WHAT THE F--K, DUDE. STEP THE F--K UP, KYLE.

+ what's up demons it's me, ya boi

+ i have the power of god and anime on my side

+ eat my ass, spirits

+ even the babies are one of the most dangerous creatures, so i built this cage so they don't- oh my god

+ 'what are you holding?'

"A KNIFE!"

+ it is wednesday my dudes

+ my name is _______, and i'm your freestyle dance teacher

+ 'You'll never have her!'

"Why?!"

'Because I love you.'

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is there anything better than pussy? yes a really good book [ techno piano ]

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 13, 2019 ⏰

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