1. When it's 60 degrees in Wisconsin, kids are running around outside in t-shirts and shorts.
When it's 60 degrees in the southern US, school is canceled and kids are in snow suits sitting by a roaring fire.
2. Wisconsin has blizzards. Florida has hurricanes.
3. It's a bubbler. A water fountain is a giant pretty thing that shoots water and kids make wishes into.
4. Brats, beer, and cheese. Just sayin'.
5. Wisconsin sports fans are extremely loyal. Brett Favre wants to be a Viking? Fine. Be a traitor. Ryan Braun wants to use steroids? Fine. I'll just go burn my Braun jersey.