6. What we have at our baseball games: cheese curds, beer, brats, and racing Klements sausages. It's not weird.
7. Texas gets an inch of snow: Close all the streets! Cancel all schools! No one go outside, the world is ending!
Wisconsin gets 2 FEET of snow: Yup. Just a normal winter day. Best get my backpack, cuz I have school.
8. Lactose-intolerant is a serious bummer.
9. Gluten-free is practically unheard of.
10. And so is fat-free.
