boomer: get to del taco
they got a new thing called
Freesha
FREESHAVACADO
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butch @ blossom: girl you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
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brick: oh hi thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of garrbaagge
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brick: how much did you pay for that taco?
boomer: aight yo you know this boys got his free taco-
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boomer @ buttercup: so I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties
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rrb's @ mojo: YOU'RE NOT MY DAD YOU ALWAYS WANNA HEAR SOMETHING UGLY ASS FUCKING NOODLE HEAD
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customer: can I have a tray sir?
boomer: i'm already tracer
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[playing minecraft]
butch: boomer where are you?
buttercup: yeah we've been waiting on the same spot for 15 minutes
boomer, laughing: ya'll won't guess what I just built-
brick: i swear if it's that fucking dick-shaped house again-
boomer, pressing 'esc' repeatedly: n-no
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butch: ice is actually water having a boner
blossom, crying: please shut the fuck up
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[playing minecraft]
buttercup: blossy where the fuck are you?
blossom, stuck in two block deep hole in a cave, sobbing: i don't fucking know
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boomer: oh worm?
buttercup: wig
butch: crops? watered
bubbles: we stan!
blossom, crying: what the fuck are you guys saying
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butch: apparently "a shit ton" isn't the correct response when a girl scout asks how many boxes of cookies do I want
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boomer: if a guy likes you
for your theighs, legs and breasts
send hiss ass to KFC
your a woman not a value menu
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butch: pepsi tastes like soap
blossom: what kind of fucking soap do you use?
butch: pepsi
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at Disneyland on teacups
blossom, bubbles and boomer: *spinning a little and talking*
brick, butch and buttercup:
*fly past them spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
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brick: where's boomer?
butch: i got this
maybe i'll be tracer-
boomer: I' M A L R E A D Y T R A C E R
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brick: welcome to fucking applebees do you want apples or bees?
blossom: b-bees??
brick: SHE HAS SELECTED THE BEES
blossom: wait
bubbles: *approaching menacingly and shaking a jar of bees*
blossom: WAIT
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butch: i guess they never miss-
boomer and buttercup, dancing: H U U H
blossom, sobbing: THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU???
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