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Messages between Dumbass and Jackass

Jackass
Jare you'll never believe what just happened.
Oh my god wake up you lazy fuck
JARED

Dumbass
WHAT
IM AWAKE
did you finally admit your feelings for Tess or are we still denying it

Jackass
Ouch, first of all
And we finally admitted we're in love with Theresa
And she feels the same way

Dumbass
HOLD ON

Dumbass added Mishamigo to the chat

Jackass
Jesus

Mishamigo
I was summoned

Dumbass
scroll up dipshit

Mishamigo
HOLY SHIT
I'm not crying
I promise

Jackass
Get ahold of yourself
I need help

Mishamigo
Anything for my OTP

Jackass
Your what
You know what,
I don't care
I want to take Tess out on a date

Dumbass
Oh my god do it
Please

Mishamigo
What do you need us to do?

Jackass
Can you keep her distracted?
Keep her on set after the take today, for like an hour

Dumbass
Of course , man
In all seriousness though, I'm happy for you J
after Dee left and everything went to shit, I've only seen you really happy with Tess.

Mishamigo
He's right. You've never looked this happy

Jackass
She makes me the happiest I've ever been
I appreciate it guys, for real
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a pretty lady to woo

Jackass has left the chat

Mishamigo
Ah, young love🤩
Ten bucks say they'll get married in two years

Dumbass
You're on.

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