Queen of Dark Magic: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda and more across the Globe, and I have over 30,000 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire UK army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the UK and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps (thx love) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You're fucking dead, kiddo. And just because I'm a gentleman doesn't mean I won't kick your puny ass.
IGGY'S BOYFRIEND!!!: Not this shit again...
Did someone say HOCKEY?!: wtf is going on?!
IGGY'S BOYFRIEND!!!: Someone called my Iggy weak
IGGY'S BOYFRIEND!!!: Wait...
Did someone say HOCKEY?!: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
S W E E T L O R D: I now know true fear...
WeeboTrash: ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿
WeeboTrash: I don't care about what's going on, but I'm on England-san's side
SoMeBoDy ToUcHa My SpAgHeT: (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ,
S W E E T L O R D: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)︻̷┻̿═━一-
SoMeBoDy ToUcHa My SpAgHeT: Ve!~ Don't hurt me!
S W E E T L O R D: Don't worry Italy, I'll protect you!
IGGY'S BOYFRIEND!!!: Who's fighting who Iggy?
Queen of Dark Magic: It's me vs that slimy frog-faced pervert
Did someone say HOCKEY?!: France isn't a pervert. He's a very caring and sweet man
IGGY'S BOYFRIEND!!!: You're only saying that cause you're dating him
IGGY'S BOYFRIEND!!!: btw, where's Russia and China?
Ice King: ┬┴┤( ͡⚆ل͜├┬┴┬
Old Man Noodle: FIGHT-ARU!!!!!!!
SUCK MA BAGUETTE: !!!（╯°□°）╯ミ /╲/( ͜。 ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。 ͜。)/\╱\
Queen of Dark Magic: ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
SUCK MA BAGUETTE: ╾━╤デ╦︻(˙ ͜ʟ˙ )
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Sending Message to "National Chaos"
FanficAmerica creates a group chat. No one wants to fucking be here. Insert chaos, madness and gayness. ××× Idea belongs to me. Art cover does not belong to me. Hetalia [sadly] does not belong to me, it belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya.
