Captain Babysitter

❗️Chapter 3❗️

•Levi's P.O.V•

The kids were playing together in the corner of the room while I, Hanji and Erwin were talking about what to do.

"Maybe we should take them to a park?"

"Or let them go play with the cadets?"

"Do you think they like to draw?"

They suggested many things but I didn't bother to listen.

I watched as Eren and Mikasa got stuck in that filthy scarf. They got tangled in and weren't able to escape. Idiots.

Eren almost got choked by that deadly muffler, so I snorted.

"What do you think, Levi?"

"What? About what?"

"Ugh..." Eyebrows shook his head.

"Let the kids go shopping...with you." Hanji smirked.

"Not at any chance. Do you really  expect me to say sure or why not?" I replied with complete lack of enthusiasm.

"No Levi, we did expect you to disagree, but it's an order by me," Erwin talked up.

"Still not doing it."

"It's an order."

I stared into his soul, I was pissed.

But then I heavily sighed, giving in at last. "Ugh...fine...commander eyebrows," I said annoyed.

"Ahem, don't bully my thicc eyebrows," he pinpointed.

"Okay, okay, Danchou."

In the background, shitty-glasses was giggling.

"Shut it, four-eyes!" I smacked her across the face and she fell off her chair.

"Look! Short freak smacked the scientist goat!" Kid Ackerman whispered loudly to Eren. I shot her a deathglare and she froze in place.

"Well, you three should get ready to leave," Hanji announced. 

"Ackerman, Jaeger. Time to leave with Levi-senpa–"

"Don't even try to talk Japanese, eyebrows-weaboo," I sighed.

"Mikasa, the old man is talking to you," Eren whispered.

"But isn't he talking to you too? Aren't you a Jaeger?" she questioned him.

"Oh? I don't know. I want to be a Batman or Superman instead. Or Captain Levi's substitute!"

•Timeskip•

After five minutes of arguing with Mikasa about that she is not going to hold hands between me and Eren, she finally did as I said.

We arrived at the mall and Eren all got excited while Mikasa got wary.

I got bored.

We visited many shops and I made sure that there were no adult stores in eyesight.

That would've just been terrible...completely terrifying.

After all, Erwin ruined my mind when he dragged me to one so–

After a long boring 15 minutes which felt like a whole afternoon, we came to this odd random shop outside the mall. Luckily it was kid friendly...if you understand.