Devils Don't Fly

Chapter 2 (Definitely not filler)

((All this religious stuff oof, but then again this is a demon, angel love story

"Who are you?" She smiled at the brown haired male "I'm your angel." His face lit up "Really? So you'll protect me from demons?" She didn't expect that to be his wish. But she'd have to live with him until he felt safe. "Yes, I will" He squealed and hugged her "Thank you! Come on, I'll show you around my house" She sighed lightly, "For a grown man, he's like a child"   She smiled "But that's fine"  After the tour of his house he looked at her sadly "I don't have anywhere for you to sleep" She chuckled "Child, it's fine" He looked at her confused "Child?" "Us angels are required to call all those who pray child or child of God" He nodded understanding "Can you just call me James? No offence" She nodded "Of course, James" He smiled, then as if a light bulb clicked on "Do you eat?" She nodded again "Yes, but not human food" He sighed "Of course..." She put a hand on his shoulder "You do not need to pay me, James, I'm here because-" "he's a child of god, blah blah blah. You angels say anything else?" James froze looking behind Solas. "D-D-Demon!" She sighed recognizing the voice, she turned around and there stood the flannel, black shirted, skinny jean clad demon. "We prefer, Fire Angels, thank you" "You don't deserve the title" Solas stood protectivly in front of the human. "Don't worry, I'm not here for the human." "Then why are you here?" He sighed "Demon law states" He coughed, placing one hand on his chest and one in the air "If doth out findeth an angel outeth in the wild, doth out  musteth fighteth" He answered, in Old English "What?" James blanked "If, he, finds an angel we must fight" Diabhal groaned "You just had to ruin my old speech didn't you? If you weren't so pretty, I would have slapped you and challenged you to a duel" He joked, leaning against a wall. "Well, I kinda have to fight you. So...Opinion on...Hm...What's a hot topic? Plastic straws? We are Cali, so might as well." Solas looked at the demon confused,  expecting a fight to the death not an argument "Why you giving me that face hun? Demon law never specifies what kind of fight" "Loophole? Demons, I swear"  Standing up straight, she looked at James, who was interested in what was going on. So much so he set up a chair and was watching every move carefully. "Another topic, Bethesda. What in the world is Todd Howard doing?" James pipped up smiling "Good one lil' human, let's do that" Solas groaned not wanting to stick around this demon any longer "I don't meddle in the affairs of the world. We angels also have very strict rules, one of them is not meddle in the affairs of demons, unless absolutely necessary" Diabhal sighed "Of course" He looked quite sad

*Diabhal's P.O.V*

"Damn, if I don't fight her, I either find another angel to bother. Or I go home. Yeah that ain't happening"  I coughed "Well, love, I prefer not to go home, and I know that if I were to leave, I'll just be attacked by another angel" "And I should care why?" Ouch that hurt "Ouch, love. Watch what you say, I know where you live" "But you can't enter" "Eh, whatever love" I smiled and winked. "I better leave before you murder me" I laughed and jumped out the window I came in through

*Solas's P.O.V*

"Finally"  I looked at James, who was gone. "James?" I called looking around "I'm upstairs" I sighed relieved. I walked up the stairs and knocked on his door "Come in" I opened the door, James was looking out a window "Who was that?" He asked "Diabhal, a ram demon" I answered walking next to him "Are you two a thing?" I shook my head "Demons and angels can't be together" "Such a shame. You two would look great together" I shook my head "I'm married" He sighed "Of course" He muttered, not knowing what he was thinking. He stood up and walked to his bed. "I'm going to bed, I 'm guessing you'll go back to heaven?" I shook my head "I can't go back until you  feel safe" He smiled. "Then you can sleep where ever you want" I nodded "Alright James"