When I was younger I'd put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms. I would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose. I would sleep with all my stuffed animals so none of them would get offended. I had that one pen with six colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once. I poured my soda into the cap and acted like I was taking shots. I would wait behind a door to scare someone, but soon leave because they were taking too long or I had to pee. I would fake being asleep, so my dad would carry me to bed. I used to think the moon followed my car. I would watch those two drops of rain roll down the window and pretend it was a race. I used to swallow fruit seeds and get scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy.
Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up? What were we thinking?
A/N SO TRUE!!! I TOTALLY DID ALL THESE THINGS HAHAHA! :)
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Funny Relatables
RandomThis book is filled with funny posts that are totally relatable. Hence the title. They'll leave you saying "Me too!" and "Thats totally me! " Throughout the entire book! : )
