fake fakeness :: randy -discontinuing-

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Andy's pov

Today my pals Jack -Jack Duff(the Irish singer and guitarist) and Mikey- Mikey Cobban (the British singer and comedian) came over.

Knock. Knock.

I opened the door as Jack yelled, "Hi And!"

"And-y," I corrected.

"So I can't give my friend a nickname?" He protested.

"Yeh but 'And' sounds weird," I said.

"Whatever," Jack rolled his eyes and punched me playfully, "Also, Mikey's here at least HE appreciates my nicknames, right Mike?"

"This is between you two, now how about both of you say sorry," Mikey said, he seemed to be in his 'dad' mode today.

"Sorry Jack," I said.

"I'm not!" Jack yelled and sprinted across the room.

"That little bitch!" I chuckled and Mikey wrapped his arm around me.

"Anyways, how's your boyfriend?" Mikey asked.

"Umm... he's great..he just- can I tell you guys something?" I had to tell my best friends the truth.

"Of course! You can tell us anything!" Jack shouted from across the hall.

"Okay, lets all sit on the sofa," I said then I explained everything thing to them. Every. Detail. And let's just say they were REALLY SHOCKED. Like imagine you heard that your best friend shagged your mum. Shocked.

Eventually, Mikey decided to break the tension by saying, "So how's your boyfriend Jack?"

"Shut up," Jack said, annoyed.

"Yeh! How is your boyfriend? Brooklyn," I said like a 6 year-old girl.

"He's not my boyfriend!"

"Coma on Jack you obviously have a crush on him! You stalk all his social media!" Mikey said

"Like you don't with JJHannon?" Jack mocked at Mikey.

"Whatever," Mikey shrugged.

"You're not even defending yourself!" I exclaimed.

"Well he's a fit guy..." Mikey muttered.

"You are so into him!" Jack laughed.

"No I'm not!" Mike protested, "Let's talk about Brooklyn Wyatt, huh?"

"Jacklyn," I smiled.

"Randy!" Jack smirked.

"Jandy!" Mikey said.

"Mandy," Jack replied.

"MINDY!" Me and Mikey said at the same time then chuckled.

"JINDY!" Jack yelled.

"So now we're having a threesome?" I asked.

"Why not?" Mikey smirked.

"Haha, you guys are idiots," I smiled.

"But you love us!" Jack said.

"Yes I do!" I chuckled then kissed the both on the cheek.

What did I do to deserve such good friends like this?... And such a perverted boyfriend like Ryan?