Roses are red. Violets are blue. Titles are hard. I've been tagged, woohoo!

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I was tagged by my lovely gf _adorable-lil-berry_ ❤️❤️❤️ So, ten things about me

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I was tagged by my lovely gf _adorable-lil-berry_ ❤️❤️❤️
So, ten things about me. How interesting do you people think I am?

1. I hate my middle name.

2. For Christmas, the amount of sweatshirts, sweatpants, and a-size-too-big shirts I got far outweighed everything else. Even my eight year old sister got me a sweatshirt. If that doesn't explain my life, I don't know what else would.

3. I'm more of a dog person, but my dad's fiancé came with a cat. At first I really didn't like her, but now I'm like, maybe I'm a cat person? Help??

4. Root Beer runs through my veins, injected directly, twice daily.

5. My Uncle told my sister that if any of us married a girl, he wouldn't come to the wedding. I think it's hilarious that he thought he was even going to get an invitation to turn down.

6. Most of the time I feel like all I want is to focus on my job in the future, focus on making a difference. And then sometimes I get hit out of nowhere, like holy crap I really want kids, and a family, and I really really want cuddles, and family movie nights, and lots of pets, and there would need to be a college savings fund, and-

7. I usually try not to make many friends online because my sister keeps telling me it's toxic half the time, but NathanDee1 is really twisting my arm.

8. I have a really big problem with responding to people. I'm the biggest ghoster ever, and it's usually not even because I don't like the person. So... sorry to all the people I talk to not irl, I swear I really do like you-

9. I hate yelling. When I do it, when other people do it, all of it. It stresses me out to an insane degree.

10. My favorite number is ten, and I find things that go by tens or are divisible by ten to be extremely satisfying. Idk man.

I don't really want to tag anyone, so if it tickles your fancy, have at it.

A joke? Uh... A neutron was into a bar and asks how much for a beer. The bartender responds, "For you? No charge."
Sorry, I only tell bad science jokes because all the good ones Argon.

... I'm sorry lol

Ok, spoiler time. Walk away now if you don't want to have your mind blown. Ready? Ok, get this. It was Mrs. White, with the candlestick, in the bathroom.

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