I Apologize in Advance: The Sequel

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24. Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs:
This sounds like my doctor every time I go in for a check-up. Yes, Betty, since the last time you saw me I became a raging alcoholic who breathes cocaine and eats crack for breakfast.
(The answer is no to all of the above btw)

25. Someone you miss:
My three best friends from everywhere I've ever lived (for some reason I always ended up in a trio), and mi madre numero dos and younger siblings.

26. What's one thing you regret:
My first and only boyfriend.

27. First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive:
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively together.

28. Favorite ice cream:
Coffee.

29. One insecurity:
No thank you. (Thank you, next)

30. What my last text message says:
"aRE YOU SERIOUS?? AGAIN???"

31. Have you ever taken a picture naked:
That is the last thing I think I'll ever do.

32. Have you ever painted your room:
Yep! A grayish blue that I really liked, and then we moved.

33. Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex:
Nope. Or more optimistically, not yet.

34. Have you ever slept naked:
Nah.

35. Have you ever danced in front of your mirror:
No, but I do dance around my kitchen when I'm home alone with my headphones in and for some reason think I've become Beyoncé or something.

36. Have you ever had a crush:
Ohhh yeah. I had a crush on this guy named Ben for three years straight, and all through the last year I lived there he made fun of me because he was finally taller (wayy taller, puberty did him well) and could lean against me with his chin on my head.

37. Have you ever been dumped:
No, I haven't. Not really looking forward to my first experience with it.

38. Have you ever stolen money from a friend:
Goodness, no.

39. Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met:
Is it bad if I say yes, multiple times?

40. Have you ever been in a fist fight:
I'm a lover, not a fighter.

41. Have you ever snuck out of your house:
No, but a friend did sneak out of hers and then into mine once.

42. Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn't have them back:
Mm, maybe. Like I said, I had a crush on this guy for three years and we were never together, but everyone kept saying he liked me back. I also had a crush on a girl in my cabin at band camp, but she braided my hair every day and kissed me on the cheek a lot so I'm not entirely sure she didn't like me back. She could've just been being nice though, who knows.

43. Have you ever been arrested:
No, and I hope it stays that way.

44. Have you ever made out with a stranger:
Nope.

45. Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere:
Uh, yeah?

That's all for this round, folks.

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