I Apologize in Advance Part 4: The Fourth Toy Story is Coming Soon

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65. Have you ever been suspended from school:
Nope.

66. Have you ever had a detention:
Yep. It was really dumb, but one of my friends who had detentions all the time happened to have one that day too. We passed notes the entire time and really weren't very subtle about it, like we were giggling and whispering quite loudly.

67. Have you ever been in a car accident:
Several times.

68. Have you ever hated the way you look:
Have I ever not?
Kidding, kidding, I'm not that edgy. Uh, yeah. For a time in fifth grade I had the worst haircut ever, and I hated everything for like six months.

69. Have you ever witnessed a crime:
A small one. My sister and I witnessed a shoplifting at the mall.

70. Have you ever pole danced:
How else do you think I got all these dollar bills?

71. Have you ever been lost:
Soooo many times, I'm the worst.

72. Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country:
I've been all over the country.

73. Have you ever felt like dying:
I feel like most people have those kinds of thoughts at some point, even if just fleetingly.

74. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep:
For sure.

75. Have you ever sang karaoke:
Yes, for a school project once.

76. Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn't:
I'm sure I have, but nothing I can think of off the top of my head.

77. Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose:
Yes. At a very nice restaurant. In public. Filled with very nicely dressed people. All over my very nicely dressed mom.

78. Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger:
Nah fam.

79. Have you ever kissed in the rain:
No, but I've always wondered what that would be like. Sounds uncomfortable, but probably worth the story.

80. Have you ever sang in the shower:
No.

81. Have you ever made out in a park:
Nope.

82. Have you ever dreamt that you married someone:
Yep. I've also been proposed to. Twice.

83. Have you ever glued your hand to something:
No, why would I do that?

84. Have you ever gotten your tongue stuck to a flagpole:
Ouch, no.

We're almost at the end, congrats if you've pulled through.

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