Dirty pickup lines ❄️

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Ok so clearly I haven't been writing as much because I've been busy and not really in a good mind set. But I will start to write again soon. Thanks for all the views, votes and comments I enjoy reading what you have to say. Also I will start doing dirty preferences and as well if you wanna request any. I am working on some request for before I just need to find the inspiration. Enjoy. Request are open.

          *Dirty pickup lines don't like don't read*

Hunter: "His for you: Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you."

                Yours for him: "Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor."



Sebastian: His for you: Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

                Yours for him: When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?



Nick: His for you: Are you a farmer? Because you've got some big, round, beautiful melons.

                Yours for him:  Don't ever change. Just get naked.




Jeff: His for you: Roses or daises? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
                Yours for him: I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.




Thad:  His for you: Would you fuck a stranger? – No?! – Then let me introduce myself, my name is Thad
               

Yours for him:  Are you a thief? Cause I want you to steal my virginity tonight!


Wes: His for you: Girl, I'm jealous of your heart. 'Cause it's pumping inside you and I'm not

                Yours for him: They say a kiss is the language of love. Wanna have a conversation?


Trent:   His for you: If you jingle my bells, you'll have a white Christmas

                Yours for him: Are you a trampoline because I want to bounce on you

David:   His for you:  Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.

                Yours for you: Your body is a Wonderland an I'd like to be Alice


Blaine:  His for you:  Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!

                Yours for him: You're like Pringles once I pop you, I can't stop you.

Kurt:   His for you: Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I'm digging that ass!

                Yours for him: Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 14, 2020 ⏰

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