A Prank By Loki

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I really can't believe my life.

Like seriously.

Here I am, sat in the god a mischiefs arms, butt naked and the size of maybe a two year old (If I'm being generous.) Loki's got this wicked grin on his face and his finger boops my nose lightly, I try to bite him.

How'd I get here?

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It was like any other Friday, I had my bag packed to stay at the tower this weekend and I was getting ready for school. Aunt May was in the kitchen attempting to make me French toast - Spoiler it's charcoal by the time I come out to eat - and I'm packing my bag. I'm quick to dress in a plain grey shirt with a flannel over it, my jeans and a pair of trainers to go with the outfit, I'm then making sure I've got all of my homework in my bag when I hear May call. "Peter, I need to talk to you!" She shouts to me and I give a sigh, poking my head out I raise an eyebrow.

"Hey May, what's going on?" I ask, she's holding the....'French toast' on a plate and looks sheepish as she sets it on the counter.

Somethings up.

"So Petey pie...." She starts awkwardly.

Oh god, somethings wrong.

"I've spoken to Tony about this and he's already agreed to everything so don't worry about anything and-"

Did I miss something? No she's just rambling.

"May?" I call out awkwardly.

"And I know you have your half term coming up and you really wanted to spend it with Ned and-" She continues, apparently not hearing me, I try again.

"May." I watch her completely ignore me as she continues to ramble. "Oh goodness and I know you really wanted to go see the movies and hang out with every one but I really-" One more time.

"May!" I shout a little and she goes quiet, I give a deep sigh. "Can you get to the please point, I need to go soon." I mutter, she grins awkwardly at me.

"I'm going away for a few months and you'll be spending that time living with Tony at the tower and compound..." She lets me know and I freeze up.

"What?! No way Aunt May that's so cool! and-" I pause for a moment.

Did she say months?

"Did you say months?" I ask unsure. It was already October, how much longer could she be away?

"Well...I'm being moved to Arizona until mid April." She says un-sure and I stare in shock, that's Seven months.

"That's Seven months May!" I say shocked and May gives me this look that just screams 'Please don't be mad'. I give a deep sigh and rub my face. "What about school?" I ask with a sigh, my school was a good three hours away from the tower. She gets that same look again.

"So...For the next Seven months Tony's gonna home school you..." She raises her hand when I go to argue. "He's already got tutors in place and it's all sorted with the school and they're putting it down as an excelled teaching programme." She says calmly and I groan. "You'll be staying there as of tonight and Tony's promised to let your friends round so it's straight home from school to pack more ok?" She tells me, I grumble and grab my bag. "I mean it Peter, I wont be here tonight but Tony will so you better be home on time." She warns. I groan loudly and wave my hand.